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Quote by George Carlin
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always b

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. – George Carlin

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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but Im just not close enough to get the job done. – George Carlin

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Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too large. – George Carlin

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Just as I shall select my ship when I am about to go on a voyage, or my house when I propose to take a residence, so I shall choose my death when I am about to depart from life. – Seneca

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Death is easier than a wretched life and better never to have born than to live and fare badly. – Aeschylus

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Death Valley is really wide-open – its bigger than Rhode Island – and its less a part of California than an ungoverned territory, so theres lots of weird cops-and-robbers stuff going on. – Gus Van Sant

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For me, habit is just a synonym for death. – Juliette Binoche

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We got to do a few things with President Clinton. To be invited to Washington again to play with Ashanti and all those other cool people there in front of President Bush and the rest of the world feels awesome. Im really looking forward to going. – Darius Rucker

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Movies are an art form that is very available to the masses. – Richard King

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A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman as bad as she dares. – Elbert Hubbard

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