At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. – George Carlin
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. – George Carlin
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. – George Carlin
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. – George Carlin
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. – George Carlin