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At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always b

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. – George Carlin

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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and dont have time for all that. – George Carlin

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Judged by the law of England, I know this crime entails upon me the penalty of death but the history of Ireland explains that crime and justifies it. – Thomas Francis Meagher

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A friend said to me, Be glad for your troubles – they strengthen you. Well, if thats the truth, Im going to be so strong theyll have to beat me to death! – Sonia Johnson

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If we have been pleased with life, we should not be displeased with death, since it comes from the hand of the same master. – Michelangelo

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