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At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always b

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. – George Carlin

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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but Im just not close enough to get the job done. – George Carlin

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Im completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. – George Carlin

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Constantly risking absurdity and death whenever he performs above the heads of his audience, the poet, like an acrobat, climbs on rhyme to a high wire of his own making. – Lawrence Ferlinghetti

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What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. – Dave Barry

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The line between life or death is determined by what we are willing to do. – Bear Grylls

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If Christ can die in a barn, I think the death of a human in a van is not so bad. – Jack Kevorkian

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All my concerts had no sounds in them they were completely silent. People had to make up their own music in their minds! – Yoko Ono

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