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At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always b

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. – George Carlin

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The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. – George Carlin

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If its true that our species is alone in the universe, then Id have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little. – George Carlin

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Were having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, were having a swan. You get more stuffing. – George Carlin

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For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson

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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mines putting in an express lane. – Ron White

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