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Quote by George Carlin
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always b

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. – George Carlin

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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? – George Carlin

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Death, so called, is a thing which makes men weep, And yet a third of life is passed in sleep. – Lord Byron

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An evil life is a kind of death. – Ovid

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Even though people may be well known, they hold in their hearts the emotions of a simple person for the moments that are the most important of those we know on earth: birth, marriage and death. – Jackie Kennedy

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I went to medical school because I wanted to ask the big questions. Do we have a soul? Does God exist? What happens after death? – Deepak Chopra

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She went over to the mirror…glancing at herself sidelong, as women do who think they have lost their beauty; repudiating a complete reflection. – Rosamond Lehman

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