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Quote by George Carlin
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always b

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. – George Carlin

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Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too large. – George Carlin

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