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Quote by George Carlin
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always b

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. – George Carlin

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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. – George Carlin

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Men fear Death, as children fear to go in the dark; and as that natural fear in children is increased with tales, so is the other. – Francis Bacon, Essays

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The only religious way to think of death is as part and parcel of life. – Thomas Mann

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