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Quote by George Carlin
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always b

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. – George Carlin

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The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. – George Carlin

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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. – George Carlin

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Death
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In spite of everything I still believe that people are really good at heart. I simply cant build up my hopes on a foundation consisting of confusion, misery and death. – Anne Frank

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Any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankind And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls it tolls for thee. – John Donne

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Why would you be afraid of death? It would be an inconvenience. I have a lot of undone things and its bound to get in the way. But, no, it doesnt scare me at all. – David Carradine

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Youve gotta know what death is to know life! – Jack Kevorkian

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