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You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medica

You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him Doctor. – Abe Lemons

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Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. – Abe Lemons

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There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket. – Abe Lemons

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It is said to be the manner of hypochondriacs to change often their physician… – William Cullen (1710–1790), First Lines of the Practice of Physic

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Never forget that it is not a pneumonia, but a pneumonic man who is your patient. – William Withey Gull

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Civil and political rights are critical, but not often the real problem for the destitute sick. My patients in Haiti can now vote but they cant get medical care or clean water. – Paul Farmer

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