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You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medica

You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him Doctor. – Abe Lemons

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Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. – Abe Lemons

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There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket. – Abe Lemons

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