You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him Doctor. – Abe Lemons

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. – Abe Lemons
There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket. – Abe Lemons
Its interesting when people make comments about celebrities weight gain or lack of weight gain as if theyre a medical professional thats treating that celebrity. Like, This doctor does not treat Jessica Simpson, but thinks her weight is unhealthy. If you dont treat her, then how do you know? – Busy Philipps
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