Quotes by

Abe Lemons

I dont jog, if I die I want to be sick. – Abe Lemons

You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him Doctor. – Abe Lemons

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. – Abe Lemons

There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket. – Abe Lemons

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. – Abe Lemons