People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they were scared of being alone. – Chuck Palahniuk
Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education. – Chuck Palahniuk
You hear the best stories from ordinary people. That sense of immediacy is more real to me than a lot of writerly, literary-type crafted stories. I want that immediacy when I read a novel. – Chuck Palahniuk
Find joy in everything you choose to do. Every job, relationship, home… its your responsibility to love it, or change it. – Chuck Palahniuk
But he wore a moustache—a shaggy moustache too: nothing in the meek and merciful way, but quite in the fierce and scornful style: the regular Satanic sort of thing—and he wore, besides, a vast quantity of unbrushed hair. – Charles Dickens, The Life and Adventures of Martin Chuzzlewit, 1843