People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they were scared of being alone. – Chuck Palahniuk
Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education. – Chuck Palahniuk
If you start in the pit of despair with these profane, awful things, even a glimmer of hope or awareness is going to occur thats much brighter coming from this dark, awful beginning. – Chuck Palahniuk
The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend. – Chuck Palahniuk