Henny Youngman's Quote - When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to

Quote by Henny Youngman

When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to

When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. – Henny Youngman

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Ive got all the money Ill ever need, if I die by four oclock. – Henny Youngman

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Ive been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, shell kill me. – Henny Youngman

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My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time thats not so bad but New York City? – Henny Youngman

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Physicians and politicians resemble one another in this respect, that some defend the constitution and others destroy it. – Author unknown

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No doctor is better than three. – German Proverb

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When a lot of remedies are suggested for a disease, that means it cannot be cured. – Anton Chekhov, The Cherry Orchard

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Even people who feel perfectly comfortable investing in the stock market and owning their own homes often have qualms about individual medical accounts or Social Security private accounts. – Jacob Hacker

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My experience with public libraries is that the first volume of the book I inquire for is out, unless I happen to want the second, when that is out. – Oliver Wendell Holmes, The Poet at the Breakfast Table

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