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Quote by Henny Youngman
When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to

When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. – Henny Youngman

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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. – Henny Youngman

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The patients autonomy always, always should be respected, even if it is absolutely contrary – the decision is contrary to best medical advice and what the physician wants. – Jack Kevorkian

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Information on how to heal autism and how to possibly delay vaccines or prevent autism shouldnt come from me. It should come from the medical establishment. – Jenny McCarthy

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