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Quote by Henny Youngman
When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to

When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. – Henny Youngman

Other quotes by Henny Youngman

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. – Henny Youngman

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Anniversary
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My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time thats not so bad but New York City? – Henny Youngman

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dad
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Other Quotes from
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If one of us, any of us, any American is traveling in a town somewhere in America and a medical crisis hits them, for someone who is diabetic or perhaps has heart disease or some other problems, where do we get the records to determine what to do? – Timothy Murphy

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Medical

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. – Alexander of Tralles

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Medical

I welcome the President and working with him to try to get some of that medical malpractice reform so we can get the cost of health care to come down. – Ben Quayle

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Medical

After I read all the medical journals and watched all the documentaries, I still didnt understand the physical sensation of ticking and where it comes from and what it feels like. – Robin Tunney

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Medical

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A man that studieth revenge keeps his own wounds green, which otherwise would heal and do well. – Francis Bacon

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In Washington, DC, politics dominate even the most casual conversations. – Armstrong Williams

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Politics

Im going home now. I apologize for what I said. I hope you can forget it, but Im going home right now. – Benjamin Day

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Home

Through the inspiration of Vaclavs words, the courage of his dissidence and the integrity of his leadership, Czechoslovakia successfully transitioned from an authoritarian state to a free democracy at the heart of Europe. – Michael D. Higgins

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Courage