Henny Youngman's Quote - When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to

Quote by Henny Youngman

When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to

When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. – Henny Youngman

Other quotes by Henny Youngman

If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. – Henny Youngman

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Ive got all the money Ill ever need, if I die by four oclock. – Henny Youngman

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If at first you dont succeed… so much for skydiving. – Henny Youngman

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After I read all the medical journals and watched all the documentaries, I still didnt understand the physical sensation of ticking and where it comes from and what it feels like. – Robin Tunney

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The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. – Elbert Hubbard

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Diagnosis is not the end, but the beginning of practice. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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Synergy and serendipity often play a big part in medical and scientific advances. – Julie Bishop

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