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When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to

When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. – Henny Youngman

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This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, hes Frank and in Chicago hes Ernest. – Henny Youngman

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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman wholl give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means youre in the wrong house, thats what it means. – Henny Youngman

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Home
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My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time thats not so bad but New York City? – Henny Youngman

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Other Quotes from
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As far as hypnosis is concerned, I had a very serious problem when I was in my twenties. I encountered a man who later became the president of the American Society of Medical Hypnosis. He couldnt hypnotize me. – Theodore Sturgeon

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Medical

God heales, and the Physitian hath the thankes. – George Herbert, Outlandish Proverbs

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Medical

Mammograms are really sort of a gift. You can either catch something early or count your lucky stars because nothing was discovered. Either way, youre ahead of the game. – Charlotte Ross

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Medical

To date, embryonic stem cell research has not produced a single medical treatment, where ethical, adult stem cell research has produced some 67 medical miracles. – Mike Pence

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Medical

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