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When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to

When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. – Henny Youngman

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I know a man who doesnt pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car. – Henny Youngman

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car
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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. – Henny Youngman

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So I applied to medical school and received a scholarship at Washington University in St. Louis. Washington University turned out to be a lucky choice. The faculty was scholarly and dedicated and accessible to students. – Daniel Nathans

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Diagnosis is not the end, but the beginning of practice. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. – Peter Mere Latham (1789–1875)

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Libertarians argue that no normal adult has the right to impose choices on other normal adults, except in abnormal circumstances, such as when one person finds another unconscious and administers medical assistance or calls an ambulance. – Tom G. Palmer

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Shipping is a terrible thing to do to vegetables. They probably get jet-lagged, just like people. – Elizabeth Berry

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In 2001, America s hospitals provided nearly $21 billion in uncompensated health care services. – Gary Miller

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You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. – Golda Meir

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Education is important because, first of all, people need to know that discrimination still exists. It is still real in the workplace, and we should not take that for granted. – Alexis Herman

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