Quote by Henny Youngman
When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to

When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. – Henny Youngman

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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman wholl give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means youre in the wrong house, thats what it means. – Henny Youngman

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The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. – Alexander of Tralles

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As a physician and as a pilot, I think it lets me be a pretty good translator having one foot in the medical world and one foot in the flying world. Sometimes when the medical guys come in and speak medical stuff to the pilots, the pilots really dont know what theyre saying. – David M. Brown

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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? – Jay London

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