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Quote by Henny Youngman
When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to

When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. – Henny Youngman

Other quotes by Henny Youngman

My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time thats not so bad but New York City? – Henny Youngman

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dad
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Henny Youngman
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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. – Henny Youngman

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Anniversary
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Other Quotes from
Medical
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The art of medicine was to be properly learned only from its practice and its exercise. – Thomas Sydenham

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Medical

Ive been advised not to have any more children for medical reasons, so thats it – the shop has closed, even though I would have loved a daughter. – Toni Braxton

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Medical

If we can reduce the cost and improve the quality of medical technology through advances in nanotechnology, we can more widely address the medical conditions that are prevalent and reduce the level of human suffering. – Ralph Merkle

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Medical

The field of Western medicine has seemingly become literally nothing but medicine. Are doctors are on their way out, to be replaced by self-service pharmaceutical vending machines? – Terri Guillemets, “Prescribed,” 2004

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Medical

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On thy grave the rain shall fall from the eyes of a mighty nation! – Thomas William Parsons

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As a teacher you can see the difference in kids who have parents who were involved. That difference, by the time these kids get to the third grade, is drastic. – Jenna Bush

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teacher

A study of the history of opinion is a necessary preliminary to the emancipation of the mind. – John Maynard Keynes

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History tells us that America does best when the private sector is energetic and entrepreneurial and the government is attentive and engaged. Who among us, really, would, looking back, wish to edit out either sphere at the entire expense of the other? – Jon Meacham

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