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Quote by Henny Youngman
When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to

When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. – Henny Youngman

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The Lord hath created medicines out of the earth; and he that is wise will not abhor them. – Ecclesiasticus 38:4 (Bible)

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