Henny Youngman's Quote - When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to

Quote by Henny Youngman

When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to

When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. – Henny Youngman

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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. – Henny Youngman

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Ive got all the money Ill ever need, if I die by four oclock. – Henny Youngman

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I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him. – Henny Youngman

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Yes, there is a story about Agent Orange, and we knew that it harmed our troops and we knew how long it was to get the medical community to accept that, the military to accept it, the VA to accept it. – Christopher Shays

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Eating disorders can have serious medical and psychological consequences which, left unchecked, can kill. Parents should address this issue and ask their children to discuss how they feel about themselves. – Tipper Gore

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After I read all the medical journals and watched all the documentaries, I still didnt understand the physical sensation of ticking and where it comes from and what it feels like. – Robin Tunney

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The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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When the principles that run against your deepest convictions begin to win the day, then the battle is your calling, and peace has become sin. You must at the price of dearest peace lay your convictions bare before friend and enemy with all the fire of your faith. – Abraham Kuyper

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I think that if the novels task is to describe where we find ourselves and how we live now, the novelist must take a good, hard look at the most central facts of contemporary life – technology and science. – Richard Powers

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Anger begins with folly, and ends with repentance. – Beverly Sills

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Not everybody is created equal, and its important for companies to identify those high potentials and treat them differently, accelerate their development and pay them more. That process is so incredibly important to developing first-class leadership in a company. – Anne M. Mulcahy

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