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Quote by Roseanne Barr
I know how to do anything, Im a mom. - Roseanne Barr

I know how to do anything, Im a mom. – Roseanne Barr

Other quotes by Roseanne Barr

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When youre feeling festive? – Roseanne Barr

Category:
Anger
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Roseanne Barr
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A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then theres my personal favorite, the male ego. – Roseanne Barr

Category:
mom
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Roseanne Barr
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mom
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Everyone checks out my mom. My moms hot. – Ashley Scott

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mom

Now, if youre Al Gore, you can afford $10 a pop for squiggly-pig-tailed fluorescent light bulbs. But if youre mainstream America, two or three kids, mom and dad working outside the home, thats not a very good deal. – Joe Barton

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mom

My mom introduced me to science-fiction. – Logan Marshall-Green

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mom

Im ridiculous in my oversharing my mom and sister are very open but a little more judicious than me… and my father is a decidedly private person. – Lena Dunham

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mom

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Speaking comes by nature, silence by understanding. – Proverb

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As a reward for their efforts, however, those early Christians were beaten, stoned to death, thrown to the lions, tortured and crucified. Every conceivable method was used to stop them from talking. – Josh McDowell

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I had no idea that he was going to write that, but Ive always believed that insecurity was what would keep you always in your innocence, no matter what the business did. – Sally Kirkland

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