Roseanne Barr's Quote - I know how to do anything, Im a mom. – Roseanne Barr

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I know how to do anything, Im a mom. - Roseanne Barr

I know how to do anything, Im a mom. – Roseanne Barr

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As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, Ive done my job. – Roseanne Barr

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Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself. – Roseanne Barr

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Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month I can be myself. – Roseanne Barr

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