Quote by Roseanne Barr
I know how to do anything, Im a mom. - Roseanne Barr

I know how to do anything, Im a mom. – Roseanne Barr

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My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel. – Roseanne Barr

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Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When youre feeling festive? – Roseanne Barr

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Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself. – Roseanne Barr

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Women
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My mom loved rock n roll. My father hated it. We couldnt play it when he was around. – Patti Smith

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All of us kids ended up doing Mom. There are four of us whove tried show business. Five if you insist on counting my sister the nun, who does liturgical dance. – Bill Murray

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My relationship with my mom is really the single most profound relationship that Ive ever had in my life. – Mindy Kaling

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Im a mom – Im lucky if I get to shower in the morning. Luckily, nail polish stays on my toes. Ive been so bad on the upkeep, though. – Idina Menzel

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Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet. – Jean-Jacques Rousseau

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I could lie and say my wife cooks for me, but she doesnt. My wife has never learnt cooking but she has great cooks at home. – Shahrukh Khan

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