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I know how to do anything, Im a mom. - Roseanne Barr

I know how to do anything, Im a mom. – Roseanne Barr

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Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself. – Roseanne Barr

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Roseanne Barr
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A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then theres my personal favorite, the male ego. – Roseanne Barr

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mom
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Roseanne Barr
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