Quote by Roseanne Barr
I know how to do anything, Im a mom. - Roseanne Barr

I know how to do anything, Im a mom. – Roseanne Barr

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Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month I can be myself. – Roseanne Barr

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Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself. – Roseanne Barr

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I love getting my nails done. My moms best friend is a manicurist. When I was little, shed do little paintings on my nails, like flowers. – Miranda Cosgrove

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When I was really young, my mom enrolled me in dance classes. – Jeff Bridges

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My mom and dad are both in stand-up comedy, so thats where I started, thats where I got everything. My roots are holding the mic. – Pauly Shore

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I was born in Texas and I lived there till I was 8. Then I moved to the Dominican Republic with my mom, lived there for two years and forgot every word of English I knew. – Michelle Rodriguez

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Always remember your kids name. Always remember where you put your kid. Dont let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers… for yourself. And, when in doubt, make funny faces. – Amy Poehler

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When a great team loses through complacency, it will constantly search for new and more intricate explanations to explain away defeat. – Pat Riley

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How many movies do you see when you can say this director really knew what film he wanted to make? I can count them on the fingers of one hand. – Gary Oldman

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Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world. – Archimedes

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