Quote by Roseanne Barr
I know how to do anything, Im a mom. - Roseanne Barr

I know how to do anything, Im a mom. – Roseanne Barr

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As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, Ive done my job. – Roseanne Barr

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Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When youre feeling festive? – Roseanne Barr

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My mom and I have always been there for each other. We had some tough times, but she was always there for me. – LeBron James

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I love what I do and I think it shows. As my kids get older, they can see me as a mom who loves working. – Jessica Capshaw

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My mom always says, If you dont believe in something, youll lose yourself completely. – Hilary Duff

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A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then theres my personal favorite, the male ego. – Roseanne Barr

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There is nothing more natural than to consider everything as starting from oneself, chosen as the center of the world; one finds oneself thus capable of condemning the world without even wanting to hear its deceitful chatter. – Guy Debord

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Above all, I would teach him to tell the truth Truth-telling, I have found, is the key to responsible citizenship. The thousands of criminals I have seen in 40 years of law enforcement have had one thing in common: Every single one was a liar. – J. Edgar Hoover

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The car has become a secular sanctuary for the individual, his shrine to the self, his mobile Walden Pond. – Edward McDonagh

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