Quote by Roseanne Barr
I know how to do anything, Im a mom. - Roseanne Barr

I know how to do anything, Im a mom. – Roseanne Barr

Other quotes by Roseanne Barr

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, Ive done my job. – Roseanne Barr

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Home
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My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel. – Roseanne Barr

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Hope
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As far as Im concerned, theres no job more important on the planet than being a mom. – Mark Wahlberg

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I was always a drama queen. I remember playing in the kitchen, trying to get my mom to think I was dead and call the police. When she didnt, I would cry. I was always theatrical. I dont think any of my relatives are surprised. – Amy Lee

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They wrapped her up like a baby burrito to show to Mom. Here were a mother and her daughter and I love them both so much. I couldnt wait for Courtney to come to the hospital so I could have all my women together. – Al Roker

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My mom really instilled in me that Im beautiful and I can do anything, and I echo that now with my own girls. – Jennie Garth

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If you command wisely, youll be obeyed cheerfully. – Thomas Fuller

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Humor is healing. – Brad Garrett

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Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source of energy on the planet: stupidity. I predict that in the future, scientists will learn how to convert stupidity into clean fuel. – Scott Adams

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A ring means a commitment. But more than that, it means that youve talked about your shared future and have decided together on a shared vision of it. – Patti Stanger

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