Quote by Roseanne Barr
I know how to do anything, Im a mom. - Roseanne Barr

I know how to do anything, Im a mom. – Roseanne Barr

Other quotes by Roseanne Barr

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, Ive done my job. – Roseanne Barr

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Home
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My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel. – Roseanne Barr

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Hope
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Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When youre feeling festive? – Roseanne Barr

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Anger
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mom
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When I was 7, I came up with the idea of charm socks. My mom would take me to buy bags of plastic charms, we would sew them on frilly white socks, and I sold them at school. – Sara Blakely

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mom

I want to make sure I continue to make good music that my mom and everybody around me can be proud of. – Ruben Studdard

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mom

I was born to a Nigerian dad and a Kenyan mom, and coming to the States was really academic. – Dayo Okeniyi

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mom

I am a mom as well as a senator! – Patty Murray

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mom

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Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again? – A.A. Milne

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Thinking of You

A mans friendships are, like his will, invalidated by marriage – but they are also no less invalidated by the marriage of his friends. – Samuel Butler

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Marriage

Marriage has made me a lot happier and Im deeply in love with my wife, and I thank God for her every day. – Harry Connick, Jr.

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Marriage
[T]hat is the triumph of history – truth absolute is not at hand; the original with which to match the copy does not exist. – Jacques Barzun, Clio and the Doctors

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History