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As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my hu

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, Ive done my job. – Roseanne Barr

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Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When youre feeling festive? – Roseanne Barr

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My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel. – Roseanne Barr

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I feel like Im working on an oil rig right now. Im away from home a lot. – Hugh Laurie

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Im not afraid to call a wine that tastes like Skittles or green peppers mixed with orange marmalade. Ill say, It tastes like chicken. I mean, thats not what people think of when they think of wine, but thats what it tastes like to me and it hits home. – Gary Vaynerchuk

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However painful the process of leaving home, for parents and for children, the really frightening thing for both would be the prospect of the child never leaving home. – Robert Neelly Bellah

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Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. – Robert Frost

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