Roseanne Barr's Quote - As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my hu

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As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my hu

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, Ive done my job. – Roseanne Barr

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I’m not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on. – Roseanne Barr

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I know how to do anything, Im a mom. – Roseanne Barr

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My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel. – Roseanne Barr

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