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As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my hu

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, Ive done my job. – Roseanne Barr

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Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When youre feeling festive? – Roseanne Barr

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It matters less to a person where they are born than where they can live. – Proverb

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When I think about the songs I might record, I ask myself, Can I picture anybody I know back home sitting in their truck cranking this up? – Blake Shelton

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Every song I put on a record could be a single and I just pack my bags for it… and the minute it takes off, Im not gonna be home for a while. – John Mayer

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Home interprets heaven. Home is heaven for beginners. – Charles Henry Parkhurst

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