As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, Ive done my job. – Roseanne Barr
Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself. – Roseanne Barr
As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, Ive done my job. – Roseanne Barr
Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself. – Roseanne Barr
Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When youre feeling festive? – Roseanne Barr
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then theres my personal favorite, the male ego. – Roseanne Barr
Enlightened leadership is spiritual if we understand spirituality not as some kind of religious dogma or ideology but as the domain of awareness where we experience values like truth, goodness, beauty, love and compassion, and also intuition, creativity, insight and focused attention. – Deepak Chopra