As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, Ive done my job. – Roseanne Barr
Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When youre feeling festive? – Roseanne Barr
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then theres my personal favorite, the male ego. – Roseanne Barr
I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, Ive done my job. – Roseanne Barr
I think any branding for me is band-related. Its really weird to get used to the exposure, because I am a naturally introverted person, and Im not exactly social. Occasionally I can get comfortable enough to talk, but I spend a lot of my days not talking, especially when Im at home and not on tour. – Nate Ruess