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As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my hu

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, Ive done my job. – Roseanne Barr

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A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then theres my personal favorite, the male ego. – Roseanne Barr

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Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself. – Roseanne Barr

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I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, Ive done my job. – Roseanne Barr

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We want you to sit down and leave your egos at home and lets get an understanding as to where all this is foolishness coming from. There are others who are putting things out there or throwing a stick and hiding their hand and keeping things built up in the media. – Afrika Bambaataa

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I was kind of secretly hoping one of my kids would go out and make a million bucks. So when they put me in a home, at least Ill have a window with a view. – Joe Biden

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In all honesty, at that time, I never saw myself as an author… I was just a Mom in a state of panic, trying to enter a short story contest to win the prize money in order to keep the lights on in my home. – Leslie Banks

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I can remember being home from school with tonsillitis and writing stories in bed to pass the time. – Stephen King

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