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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. – Joan Rivers

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Im Jewish. I dont work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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What are people going to do? Fire me? Ive been fired before. Not book me? Ive been out of work before. I dont care. – Joan Rivers

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work
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I enjoy life when things are happening. I dont care if its good things or bad things. That means youre alive. – Joan Rivers

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Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement. – Ronald Reagan

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Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one. – Jimmy Fallon

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Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. – Hedy Lamarr

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I wept not, so to stone within I grew. – Dante Alighieri

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You know why there are so many whitefish in the Yellowstone River? Because the Fish and Game people have never done anything to help them. – Russell Chatham, Silent Seasons, 1978

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There is in every madman a misunderstood genius whose idea, shining in his head, frightened people, and for whom delirium was the only solution to the strangulation that life had prepared for him. – Antonin Artaud

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Music is a lady that I still love because she gives me the air that I breathe. We need all sorts of nourishment. And music satisfies and nourishes the hunger within ourselves for connection and harmony. – Cat Stevens

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