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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. – Joan Rivers

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Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds. – Joan Rivers

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My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. – Joan Rivers

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If God wanted us to bend over hed put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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