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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. – Joan Rivers

Other quotes by Joan Rivers

I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, “Get the hell off my property.” – Joan Rivers

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Joan Rivers
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I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was the man goes on top and the woman underneath. For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds. – Joan Rivers

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Life
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