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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. – Joan Rivers

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Never floss with a stranger. – Joan Rivers

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If God wanted us to bend over hed put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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Dont follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise. – Joan Rivers

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I tend to play characters that I can infuse with certain kinds of humour. Even the baddest guy can be funny in his own particular way. I want the audience to engage with the character on some deeper level so that they leave the cinema still thinking about him. – Samuel L. Jackson

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I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. – Gloria Steinem

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It is not funny that anything else should fall down only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified. – Gilbert K. Chesterton

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