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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. – Joan Rivers

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I dont excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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I think Im in a business where you have to look good, and its totally youth-oriented. – Joan Rivers

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