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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. – Joan Rivers

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Dont follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise. – Joan Rivers

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good
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Joan Rivers
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Don’t cook. Don’t clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum – “My God, the floor’s immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch.” – Joan Rivers

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Housework
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Joan Rivers
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funny
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Im writing a book. Ive got the page numbers done. – Steven Wright

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funny

Theres a constant flow of child actors. Its kind of funny to watch the new crew come through. I think, You poor little things. Youre going to have to struggle for a long time. – Tina Yothers

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funny

I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut. – Ellen DeGeneres

Category:
funny

Our records, if you have a dark sense of humor, were funny, but our records werent about comedy. They were about protests, fantasy, confrontation and all that. – Ice Cube

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funny

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Sameness is the mother of disgust, variety the cure. – Francesco Petrarch

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While only about half of the voters feel they know very much about Reagan or what he stands for, the Republicans who do have a very positive perception of him. – Robert Teeter

Category:
positive

In the early days of Christianity the exercise of chastity was frequently combined with a close and romantic intimacy of affection between the sexes which shocked austere moralists. – Havelock Ellis

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Romantic

I plan on living forever. So far, so good. – Author Unknown

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