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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. – Joan Rivers

Other quotes by Joan Rivers

She doesnt understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven. – Joan Rivers

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War
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Joan Rivers
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Don’t cook. Don’t clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum – “My God, the floor’s immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch.” – Joan Rivers

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Housework
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Joan Rivers
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Certainly there are things in life that money cant buy, but its very funny – Did you ever try buying then without money? – Ogden Nash

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funny

I really wanted to just be a musician. I didnt want to be anything else, but I was funny and all that. – Jamie Foxx

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funny

They did that little thing on South Park, and they mentioned my name and had a character of me judging a Halloween contest. It was really funny.That made me the coolest aunt on earth. – Tina Yothers

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funny

So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been going on in my life. – Piper Perabo

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funny

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Culture is only true when implicitly critical, and the mind which forgets this revenges itself in the critics it breeds. Criticism is an indispensable element of culture. – Theodor Wiesengrund Adorno

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Id like to classify my life as a romantic comedy. Unfortunately I feel its probably more like a TV reality show. – Uma Thurman

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New York has a trip-hammer vitality which drives you insane with restlessness if you have no inner stabilizer. – Henry Miller

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The only way you can do that Balance The Budget, Decrease Taxes, and Increase Military Spending is with mirrors, and thats what it would take. – John B. Anderson

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