In America there are two classes of travel: first class and with childen. – Robert Benchley
England and America should scrap cricket and baseball and come up with a new game that they both can play. Like baseball, for example. – Robert Benchley

In America there are two classes of travel: first class and with childen. – Robert Benchley
England and America should scrap cricket and baseball and come up with a new game that they both can play. Like baseball, for example. – Robert Benchley
A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death. – Robert Benchley
There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory. – Robert Benchley