Quote by Robert Benchley
In America there are two classes of travel: first class and with c

In America there are two classes of travel: first class and with childen. – Robert Benchley

Other quotes by Robert Benchley

A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death. – Robert Benchley

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Death
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America, thou half-brother of the world; with something good and bad of every land. – Philip James Bailey

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America

We must stop talking about the American dream and start listening to the dreams of the Americans. – Ruben Askew

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America

Every American carries in his bloodstream the heritage of the malcontent and the dreamer. – Dorothy Fuldheim

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America

We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities. – Bill Maher

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America

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It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf. – Robert Wilson Lynd

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I write in order to attain that feeling of tension relieved and function achieved which a cow enjoys on giving milk. – Henry Louis Mencken

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As a medical doctor, it is my duty to evaluate the situation with as much data as I can gather and as much expertise as I have and as much experience as I have to determine whether or not the wish of the patient is medically justified. – Jack Kevorkian

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Not all those who wander are lost. – J.R.R. Tolkien

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Conformity