Ive never been an intellectual but I have this look. – Woody Allen
I dont want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. – Woody Allen

Ive never been an intellectual but I have this look. – Woody Allen
I dont want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. – Woody Allen
Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and shed come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen
For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have. – Woody Allen