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Well try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we

Well try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail. – Dave Barry

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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. – Dave Barry

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Fishing
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Dave Barry
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I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they dont even invite me. – Dave Barry

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Argument & Debate
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The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number. – Dave Barry

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Age
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Other Quotes from
Patriotism
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I am not an Athenian or a Greek, I am a citizen of the world. – Socrates

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Patriotism

I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws? – Bill Maher

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Patriotism

Next to the love of God, the love of country is the best preventive of crime. – George Borrow

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Patriotism

Who saves his country violates no law. – Napoleon Bonaparte

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Patriotism

Random Quotes

Philosophy is nothing but common sense in a dress suit. – Author unknown

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Philosophy

Most often, walking alone with my shadow is how I find my answer, the result of gathering together all agreeable parties. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Self

If one more journalist makes a cavalier statement about me and my band, I will personally or with my fans help, greet them at their home and discover just how much they believe in their freedom of speech. – Marilyn Manson

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Freedom

Men are born with two eyes, but only one tongue, in order that they should see twice as much as they say. – Charles Caleb Colton

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Sight