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Well try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we

Well try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail. – Dave Barry

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In college, Yuppies major in business administration. If to meet certain requirements they have to take a liberal arts course, they take Business Poetry. – Dave Barry

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I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford. – Dave Barry

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Can anything be stupider than that a man has the right to kill me because he lives on the other side of a river and his ruler has a quarrel with mine, though I have not quarrelled with him? – Blaise Pascal, quoted by Tolstoy in Bethink Yourselves

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I have long believed that sacrifice is the pinnacle of patriotism. – Bob Riley

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But my patriotism goes for something beyond what we have. We dont have something that I want to die for – anymore. – Jack Bowman

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What pity is it That we can die, but once to serve our country. – Joseph Addison

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I never read. The paper or anything. I watch a lot of movies, and TV series and stuff. But I never, never read. – Andy Murray

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Faith embraces many truths which seem to contradict each other. – Blaise Pascal

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The Net treats censorship as a defect and routes around it. – John Gilmore, 1993

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A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds. – Mark Twain

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