Quote by Dave Barry
Well try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we

Well try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, Including: Both of your socks should always be the same color, Or they should at least both be fairly dark. – Dave Barry

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Clothing
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I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. – Dave Barry

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car
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The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number. – Dave Barry

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Who saves his country violates no law. – Napoleon Bonaparte

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Patriotism

There is no patriotic obligation to help advance the career of a politician who is otherwise pursuing interests that are fundamentally antithetical to your values. Thats not the call of patriotism. – John Bolton

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Patriotism

Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons. – Bertrand Russell

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Patriotism

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. – Mark Twain

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