Quote by Dave Barry
Well try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we

Well try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail. – Dave Barry

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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. – Dave Barry

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Violence
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All the shopping malls and restaurants and airports are riddled with low-fidelity loudspeakers, which apparently have developed the ability to reproduce by themselves; these are all connected to a special programming service called Music That Nobody Really Likes, and you cannot get away from it. – Dave Barry

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Music
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Each nation feels superior to other nations. That breeds patriotism – and wars. – Dale Carnegie

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Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons. – Bertrand Russell

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Patriotism

To him in whom love dwells, the whole world is but one family. – Buddha

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Patriotism

There are those who wrap themselves in flags and blow the tinny trumpet of patriotism as a means of fooling the people. – George Galloway

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I firmly believe that any mans finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle – victorious. – Vince Lombardi

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Im an unemployed teacher right now and Im looking for a place to teach. – Bobby Knight

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The origin of the absurd idea of immortal life is easy to discover it is kept alive by hope and fear, by childish faith, and by cowardice. – Clarence Darrow

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My band is so dedicated, everybody works very hard. The No. 1 priority is the show, and its pretty cool because we all pull together, and its fun. Its like being on a sports team or something. – Bob Seger

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