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Well try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we

Well try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail. – Dave Barry

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I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. – Dave Barry

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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro. – Dave Barry

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teen
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People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. – Dave Barry

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Patriotism has served, at different times, as widely different ends as a razor, which ought to be used in keeping your face clean and yet may be used to cut your own throat or that of an innocent person. – Charles Edward Montague

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Our democracy must be not only the envy of the world but the engine of our own renewal. There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured by what is right with America. – William Jefferson Clinton

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I think that economic patriotism is the very foundation of a European vision. – Dominique de Villepin

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Patriotism in America, as I understand it, is a matter of suffering, when the country fails to live up to its promises, or actively betrays them. – Greil Marcus

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My boyfriend calls me princess, but I think of myself more along the lines of monkey and retard. – Alicia Silverstone

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A member must say that he is a member of the Unification Church and that he is the follower of Sun Myung Moon. If he doesnt have the courage to say it, he is not worthy of me. – Sun Myung Moon

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