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Well try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we

Well try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail. – Dave Barry

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All the shopping malls and restaurants and airports are riddled with low-fidelity loudspeakers, which apparently have developed the ability to reproduce by themselves; these are all connected to a special programming service called Music That Nobody Really Likes, and you cannot get away from it. – Dave Barry

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Music
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Dave Barry
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What, exactly, is the Internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a “modem” can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo. – Dave Barry

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Internet
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Dave Barry
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It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another persons plate. – Dave Barry

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funny
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Dave Barry
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Patriotism
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But my patriotism goes for something beyond what we have. We dont have something that I want to die for – anymore. – Jack Bowman

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Patriotism

My country wrong or right, is like saying my mother, drunk or sober. – G. K. Chesterton

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Patriotism

It is lamentable, that to be a good patriot one must become the enemy of the rest of mankind. – Voltaire, Philosophical Dictionary

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Patriotism

If I knew something that would serve my country but would harm mankind, I would never reveal it; for I am a citizen of humanity first and by necessity, and a citizen of France second, and only by accident. – Montesquieu

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Random Quotes

To fly from, need not be to hate, makind:
All are not fit with them to stir and toil,
Nor is it discontent to keep the mind
Deep in its fountain. – Lord (George Gordon) Byron

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Solitude

Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. – Greg, age8

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Baseball

A feeling of sadness and longing that is not akin to pain, and resembles sorrow only as the mist resembles the rain. – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

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Remembrance

Who gets the risks? The risks are given to the consumer, the unsuspecting consumer and the poor work force. And who gets the benefits? The benefits are only for the corporations, for the money makers. – Cesar Chavez

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Money