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Well try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we

Well try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail. – Dave Barry

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While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless, brain-rotting drivel on TV, we on the Internet are exchanging, freely and openly, the most uninhibited, intimate and, yes, shocking details about our config.sys settings. – Dave Barry

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Internet
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Dave Barry
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I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they dont even invite me. – Dave Barry

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Argument & Debate
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Dave Barry
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There are those who wrap themselves in flags and blow the tinny trumpet of patriotism as a means of fooling the people. – George Galloway

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Patriotism is an ephemeral motive that scarcely ever outlasts the particular threat to society that aroused it. – Denis Diderot

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Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism. – George Washington

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Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. – Mark Twain

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I am against marriage, and I dont give a fig for society. – Brigitte Bardot

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My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at? – Margaret Smith

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There can never be peace between nations until there is first known that true peace which is within the souls of men. – Black Elk

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I forbid you, agnostic, doubting thoughts, to destroy the house of my faith. – Thomas S. Monson

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