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Well try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we

Well try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. – Dave Barry

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Coffee (or Tea)
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Dave Barry
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I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. – Dave Barry

Category:
Computers
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Dave Barry
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Other Quotes from
Patriotism
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Men in authority will always think that criticism of their policies is dangerous. They will always equate their policies with patriotism, and find criticism subversive. – Henry Steele Commager

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Patriotism

True patriotism hates injustice in its own land more than anywhere else. – Clarence Darrow

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Patriotism

Americas state religion, is patriotism, a phenomenon which has convinced many of the citizenry that treason is morally worse than murder or rape. – William Blum

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Patriotism

Patriotism is an instant reaction that fades away when the war starts. – Mick Jagger

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Patriotism

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If you have money, men think you are wise, handsome, and able to sing like a bird. – Yiddish Proverb

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Money

All anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasions, is inevitable. But it becomes sinful and contradicts the rule of Scripture when it is conceived upon slight and inadequate provocation, and when it continues long. – Wilson Mizner

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Anger

I have always had an interest in fashion and design and I appreciate style and timelessness within my footwear and accessories both on and off the court. – Maria Sharapova

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design

I do not regret one professional enemy I have made. Any actor who doesnt dare to make an enemy should get out of the business. – Bette Davis

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Business