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Well try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we

Well try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail. – Dave Barry

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People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. – Dave Barry

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How True!
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The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesnt have eyeballs or fins. – Dave Barry

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Trust
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I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. – Dave Barry

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Computers
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Patriotism is a kind of religion; it is the egg from which wars are hatched. – Guy de Maupassant

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I have long believed that sacrifice is the pinnacle of patriotism. – Bob Riley

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Patriotism is not a short and frenzied outburst of emotion but the tranquil and steady dedication of a lifetime. – Adlai Stevenson

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Patriotism is the religion of hell. – James Branch Cabell

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If you believe everything you read, you better not read. – Japanese Proverb

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Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers. – Author Unknown

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Some writers can only deal with childhood experience, because its complete. For another kind of writer, life goes on, and hes able to keep processing that as well. – V. S. Naipaul

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Its important to still look like yourself on your wedding day, so I didnt do anything drastic. – Lily Aldridge

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