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Quote by Dave Barry
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.

What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. – Dave Barry

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The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished and put inside boxes. – Dave Barry

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Housework
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The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number. – Dave Barry

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Age
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Bill Gates is a very rich man today… and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. – Dave Barry

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Technology
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Other Quotes from
Death
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I am one who believes that one of the greatest dangers of advertising is not that of misleading people, but that of boring them to death. – Leo Burnett

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Death

I think Prince should open up a little more to other artists. Just because we love Prince. Especially the old stuff – we love him to death. But if he opened up he would be something to deal with. Imagine Kanye West producing a Prince track? It would be banoodles! – Jamie Foxx

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Death

You always think that 70 is the end of the road: Somebody died when they were 73 good life. Youre closer to death, and you better make sure you dont waste too much of your time doing things you dont want to do. No point in saying things you dont believe in. – Ian Mckellen

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Death

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. – George Carlin

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Death

Random Quotes

The vicious count their years; virtuous, their acts. – Samuel Johnson

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Helping

Our health care system is the finest in the world, but we still have too many uninsured Americans, too high prices for prescription drugs, and too many frivolous lawsuits driving our physicians out of state or out of business. – Judy Biggert

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Health

There can be no doubt that the average man blames much more than he praises. His instinct is to blame. If he is satisfied he says nothing; if he is not, he most illogically kicks up a row. – Arnold Bennett

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Blame

Yet food is something that is taken for granted by most world leaders despite the fact that more than half of the population of the world is hungry. – Norman Borlaug

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Food