What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. – Dave Barry
Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship. – Dave Barry
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. – Dave Barry
Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship. – Dave Barry
It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. – Dave Barry
The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number. – Dave Barry