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What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.

What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. – Dave Barry

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Fishing
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Dave Barry
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The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is only one example. – Dave Barry

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Science
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Dave Barry
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I regularly read Internet user groups filled with messages from people trying to solve software incompatibility problems that, in terms of complexity, make the U.S. Tax Code look like Dr. Seuss. – Dave Barry

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Computers
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Death
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Crucial to understanding federalism in modern day America is the concept of mobility, or the ability to vote with your feet. If you dont support the death penalty and citizens packing a pistol – dont come to Texas. If you dont like medicinal marijuana and gay marriage, dont move to California. – Rick Perry

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Death

No real English gentleman, in his secret soul, was ever sorry for the death of a political economist. – Walter Bagehot

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Death

Depakote also has a really bad side effect, which is death. – Margot Kidder

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Death

An unused life is an early death. – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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Death

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And the smile that is worth the praises of earth is the smile that shines through tears. – Ella Wheeler Wilcox

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A professional is someone who can do his best work when he doesnt feel like it. – Alistair Cooke

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If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account. – Al Goldstein

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Anti-Semitism is a horrible disease from which nobody is immune, and it has a kind of evil fascination that makes an enlightened person draw near the source of infection, supposedly in a scientific spirit, but really to sniff the vapors and dally with the possibility. – Mary McCarthy

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