What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. – Dave Barry
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. – Dave Barry

What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. – Dave Barry
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. – Dave Barry
The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes. – Dave Barry
The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat. – Dave Barry
I think one thing that kids who grow up on farms really have going for them is they have exposure to death and birth in a totally different way. I think it takes away a little bit of the mystery and a little bit of the fear, and I do wish I had that. And I wish I was able to grow my own food. – Rachel McAdams