What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. – Dave Barry
As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. – Dave Barry

What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. – Dave Barry
As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. – Dave Barry
Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. – Dave Barry
Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what youre told. – Dave Barry
Instead of plotting the demise of the traditional family, as some politicians and religious leaders would have you believe, gay people mow their lawns and watch American Idol and video their childrens concerts and have the same hopes and dreams that their straight counterparts do. – Jodi Picoult