Quote by Dave Barry
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.

What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. – Dave Barry

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In college, Yuppies major in business administration. If to meet certain requirements they have to take a liberal arts course, they take Business Poetry. – Dave Barry

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Business
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs. – Dave Barry

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Other Quotes from
Death
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Constantly risking absurdity and death whenever he performs above the heads of his audience, the poet, like an acrobat, climbs on rhyme to a high wire of his own making. – Lawrence Ferlinghetti

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Death

It is natural to indulge in the illusions of hope. We are apt to shut our eyes to that siren until she allures us to our death. – Gertrude Stein

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Death

Death a friend that alone can bring the peace his treasures cannot purchase, and remove the pain his physicians cannot cure. – Mortimer Collins

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Death

My faith isnt very churchy, its a pretty personal, intimate thing and has been a huge source of strength in moments of life and death. – Bear Grylls

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Death

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Inflation is the one form of taxation that can be imposed without legislation. – Milton Friedman

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Everyone goes to the same exhibitions and the same parties, stays in the same handful of hotels, eats at the same no-star restaurants, and has almost the same opinions. I adore the art world, but this is copycat behavior in a sphere that prides itself on independent thinking. – Jerry Saltz

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Politics is the art of the possible creativity is the art of the impossible. – Ben Okri

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History is the action and reaction of these two, nature and thought – two boys pushing each other on the curbstone of the pavement. – Ralph Waldo Emerson, The Conduct of Life: Fate

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