Quote by Dave Barry
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.

What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. – Dave Barry

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sad
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. – Dave Barry

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Fishing
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I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford. – Dave Barry

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good
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Other Quotes from
Death
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To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. – Buddha

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Death

If forgers and malefactors are put to death by the secular power, there is much more reason for excommunicating and even putting to death one convicted of heresy. – Thomas Aquinas

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Death

I dont believe in life after death. But I do believe in some grinding destiny that watches over us on earth. If I didnt, the safety valve would give and the boiler would explode. – Hedy Lamarr

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Death

For the sake of goodness and love, man shall let death have no sovereignty over his thoughts. – Thomas Mann

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Death

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