Quote by Dave Barry
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.

What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

Just get on any major highway, and eventually it will dead-end in a Disney parking area large enough to have its own climate, populated by large nomadic families who have been trying to find their cars since the Carter administration. – Dave Barry

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Travel
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To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. – Dave Barry

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teen
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The Constitution of the United States of America, Article V, Section 1: There shall be a National Anthem containing incomprehensible words and a high note that normal humans cannot hit without risk of hernia. – Dave Barry

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America
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Death
category

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. – Red Skelton

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Death

When sudden death takes a president, opportunities for new beginnings flourish among the ambitious and the tensions among such people can be dramatic, as they were when President Kennedy was killed. – Russell Baker

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Death

I hit rock bottom, but thank God my bottom wasnt death. – Stevie Ray Vaughan

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Death

Life itself is but the shadow of death, and souls departed but the shadows of the living. – Thomas Browne

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Death

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In politics, strangely enough, the best way to play your cards is to lay them face upwards on the table. – H. G. Wells

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best

The knowledge that makes us cherish innocence makes innocence unattainable. – Irving Howe

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Knowledge

What are your historical Facts; still more your biographical? Wilt thou know a man by stringing-together beadrolls of what thou namest Facts? – Thomas Carlyle

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Facts

When youre playing the same dirty dozen night after night, the moments that keep it fresh are those when you just let go and trust everyone. – Jonathan Cain

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Trust