What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. – Dave Barry
As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. – Dave Barry

What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. – Dave Barry
As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. – Dave Barry
I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they dont even invite me. – Dave Barry
I regularly read Internet user groups filled with messages from people trying to solve software incompatibility problems that, in terms of complexity, make the U.S. Tax Code look like Dr. Seuss. – Dave Barry