Quote by Dave Barry
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.

What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, Including: Both of your socks should always be the same color, Or they should at least both be fairly dark. – Dave Barry

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Clothing
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What, exactly, is the Internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a “modem” can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo. – Dave Barry

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Internet
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The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers. – Dave Barry

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Age
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Death
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I dont want to hear about my death. – Oriana Fallaci

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Death

The experiences associated with death were seen as visits to important dimensions of reality that deserved to be experienced, studied, and carefully mapped. – Stanislav Grof

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Death

Ive always had bronchitis. Ive been administered the Sacrament of Death three times for it. – Mercedes McCambridge

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Death

Foolish men imagine that because judgment for an evil thing is delayed, there is no justice but only accident here below. Judgment for an evil thing is many times delayed some day or two, some century or two, but it is sure as life, it is sure as death. – Thomas Carlyle

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Death

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I dont fell good. – Luther Burbank

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When Satan makes impure verses, Allah sends a divine tune to cleanse them. – George Bernard Shaw

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Theres nothing more important than our good health – thats our principal capital asset. – Arlen Specter

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