What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. – Dave Barry
User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.” – Dave Barry

What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. – Dave Barry
User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.” – Dave Barry
I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford. – Dave Barry
Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance. – Dave Barry