Quote by Dave Barry
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.

What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. – Dave Barry

Category:
Computers
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. – Dave Barry

Category:
Violence
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Other Quotes from
Death
category

No matter how prepared you think you are for the death of a loved one, it still comes as a shock, and it still hurts very deeply. – Billy Graham

Category:
Death

For those who live neither with religious consolations about death nor with a sense of death (or of anything else) as natural, death is the obscene mystery, the ultimate affront, the thing that cannot be controlled. It can only be denied. – Susan Sontag

Category:
Death

Im sick to death of people saying weve made 11 albums that sounds exactly the same, Infact, weve made 12 albums that sound exactly the same. – Angus Young

Category:
Death

American Horror goes for a very specific kind of Seventies suburban downer ambience – Flowers in the Attic paperbacks, Black Sabbath album covers and late-night flicks like Lets Scare Jessica to Death. It even has Go Ask Alice-era urban legends. – Rob Sheffield

Category:
Death

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The bore is usually considered a harmless creature, or of that class of irrational bipeds who hurt only themselves. – Maria Edgeworth, Thoughts on Bores

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Ive traveled around the country and I read local newspapers and all of that, and its a sad, sad thing to go from city to city and see the small newspapers and theyre tiny. Theyre tiny not only in size but also in scope. – Jim Lehrer

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sad

I love children and I get along with them great. Its just that I believe if youre going to be a parent, there has to be something inside you that says, I want a family. I dont feel that sense of urgency. – George Clooney

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Family