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Quote by Dave Barry
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.

What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. – Dave Barry

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Food
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I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford. – Dave Barry

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good
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Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough…. I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding. – Dave Barry

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Skiing
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Death
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If efforts to do social work are couched in selfish motives, then they will die a premature death. Why would my efforts get politicised? I have values I inherited from my father. He helped many. Anyone, even a postman knocking on our door would get a glass of water and some sweets. – Sachin Tendulkar

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Death

Death is the solution to all problems. No man – no problem. – Joseph Stalin

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Death

Emigration is no longer a solution its a defeat. People are risking death, drowning every day, but theyre knocking on doors that are not open. – Tahar Ben Jelloun

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Death

For any culture which is primarily concerned with meaning, the study of death – the only certainty that life holds for us – must be central, for an understanding of death is the key to liberation in life. – Stanislav Grof

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Death

Random Quotes

Sloth is the key to poverty. – Proverb

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Laziness

One thing my dad always told me, was he would make sure I always had what he didnt have. He couldnt play basketball because he didnt have tennis shoes – so I had five pairs of tennis shoes. – Robert Griffin III

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dad

Every decision is liberating, even if it leads to disaster. Otherwise, why do so many people walk upright and with open eyes into their misfortune? – Elias Canetti

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Decisions

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. – Tom Robbins

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Reality