Quote by Dave Barry
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.

What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another persons plate. – Dave Barry

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I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. – Dave Barry

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Death
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Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. – Omar N. Bradley

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It is impossible that anything so natural, so necessary, and so universal as death, should ever have been designed by providence as an evil to mankind. – Jonathan Swift

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It is impossible to experience ones death objectively and still carry a tune. – Woody Allen

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I made a supreme effort not to do that thing that parents do, which is to bore people without children to death by going on and on about how funny their children are, so theres none of that hopefully. – Jo Brand

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The best way to know God is to love many things. – Vincent Van Gogh

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Hunger: One of the few cravings that cannot be appeased with another solution. – Irwin Van Grove

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