Quote by Bob Newhart
I dont know how many sacred cows there are today. I think theres a

I dont know how many sacred cows there are today. I think theres a little confusion between humor and gross passing for humor. Thats kind of regrettable. – Bob Newhart

Other quotes by Bob Newhart

I dont like country music, but I dont mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. – Bob Newhart

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Music
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I really dont know what makes a comedian. I think its a family background and environment. Yet if you put the same ingredients in another person, he may never utter a funny line. – Bob Newhart

Category:
funny
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I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in accounting. It would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do. – Bob Newhart

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Graduation
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Other Quotes from
Humor
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There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble. – Sinclair Lewis

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Humor

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds. – Lenny Bruce

Category:
Humor

Its hard to force creativity and humor. – Al Yankovic

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Humor

A lot of stars dont have a sense of humor. – Kathy Griffin

Category:
Humor

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