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Quote by Bob Newhart
I dont know how many sacred cows there are today. I think theres a

I dont know how many sacred cows there are today. I think theres a little confusion between humor and gross passing for humor. Thats kind of regrettable. – Bob Newhart

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I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in accounting. It would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do. – Bob Newhart

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Graduation
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Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. – Bob Newhart

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Laughter
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I think one reason for a successful marriage is laughter. I think laughter gets you through the rough moments in a marriage. – Bob Newhart

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Marriage
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Other Quotes from
Humor
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A boy is naturally full of humor. – Robert Powell

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Humor

You may not like the humor, but that is why every radio has an on-off button. – Mel Karmazin

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Humor

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs — jolted by every pebble in the road. – Henry Ward Beecher

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Humor

I believe that economists put decimal points in their forecasts to show they have a sense of humor. – William Gilmore Simms

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Humor

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I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. – Liz Phair

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Dont be afraid to fail. Dont waste energy trying to cover up failure. Learn from your failures and go on to the next challenge. Its OK to fail. If youre not failing, youre not growing. – H. Stanley Judd

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Failure

Who is so firm that cant be seduced? – William Shakespeare

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Your emotions affect every cell in your body. Mind and body, mental and physical, are intertwined. – Thomas Tutko

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Feelings