A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. – Phyllis Diller
Health – what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. – Phyllis Diller
Health – what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller
Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children. – Phyllis Diller
The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller