A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. – Phyllis Diller
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. – Phyllis Diller

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. – Phyllis Diller
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. – Phyllis Diller
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. – Phyllis Diller
Theres so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. – Phyllis Diller