A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. – Helen Rowland
It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him. – Helen Rowland

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. – Helen Rowland
It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him. – Helen Rowland
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. – Helen Rowland
A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. – Helen Rowland
You never go into a marriage expecting to get divorced. You go into a marriage expecting its going to last forever, and you have a lot of ways you dream about the future. You have all these expectations, and then you have to adjust those expectations, and it can be a very unnerving, confusing time. – Jenna Fischer