When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living. – Helen Rowland
Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her – when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her? – Helen Rowland
After marriage, a womans sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a mans so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her. – Helen Rowland
Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, womans punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him. – Helen Rowland