A widow is a fascinating being with the flavor of maturity, the spice of experience, the piquancy of novelty, the tang of practiced coquetry, and the halo of one mans approval. – Helen Rowland
One mans folly is often another mans wife. – Helen Rowland
Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman cant be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time. – Helen Rowland
After marriage, a womans sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a mans so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her. – Helen Rowland
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you after marriage, he wont even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. – Helen Rowland
It isnt tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying its separating himself from all the others. – Helen Rowland
The woman who appeals to a mans vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him. – Helen Rowland
One mans folly is another mans wife. – Helen Rowland
Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, womans punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him. – Helen Rowland
When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living. – Helen Rowland
Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her. – Helen Rowland
Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature – and another woman to help him forget them. – Helen Rowland
Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course. – Helen Rowland
A fool and her money are soon courted. – Helen Rowland
Love, the quest marriage, the conquest divorce, the inquest. – Helen Rowland
Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty. – Helen Rowland
Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it. – Helen Rowland
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar – a practice which is still continued. – Helen Rowland
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting. – Helen Rowland
A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted. – Helen Rowland
