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Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begin

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her. – Helen Rowland

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An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country. – Helen Rowland

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A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth — and endures all the rest. – Helen Rowland

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Well… Actually I got picked because I was the only one who fit the wedding gown – they had my size. – Kevin McDonald

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I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well. – Oliver Goldsmith

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The one thing that Im in charge of in this wedding is the food. – Rob Mariano

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I try to remember, as I hear about friends getting engaged, that its not about the ring and its not about the wedding. Its a grave thing, getting married. And its easy to get swept up in the wrong things. – Gwyneth Paltrow

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