Quote by Helen Rowland
Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begin

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her. – Helen Rowland

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After a few years of marriage, a man can look right at a woman without seeing her — and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him. – Helen Rowland

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When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one. – Helen Rowland

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I hadnt been in Vegas 20 minutes when I got word that the bookmakers were offering three to one that Frank wouldnt show for my wedding. – Sammy Davis, Jr.

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In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. – Groucho Marx

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I believe that anybody who gets married should go to a counselor for months before the wedding. I think thats going to save guys a lot of money and the ladies a lot of heartbreak. – James Brolin

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I am usually part of any disaster at a wedding if Im a bridesmaid, which Ive been lucky enough to be several times. – Jennifer Garner

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