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Quote by Helen Rowland
Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begin

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her. – Helen Rowland

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After marriage, a womans sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a mans so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her. – Helen Rowland

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Marriage
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Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman cant be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time. – Helen Rowland

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Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. – Helen Rowland

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I just wrapped this movie called The Wedding Crashers which was a pretty big break for me. – Bradley Cooper

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An invitation to a wedding invokes more trouble than a summons to a police court. – William Feather

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I always envisioned myself having a traditional and elegant wedding. – Ivanka Trump

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