Quote by Helen Rowland
Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begin

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her. – Helen Rowland

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After a few years of marriage, a man can look right at a woman without seeing her — and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him. – Helen Rowland

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Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man. – Helen Rowland

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A persons character is but half formed till after wedlock. – Charles Simmons

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For a girl, the wedding is when youre married. For a guy, its when you get engaged. It takes a real aggressive human being to back out between the ring and the wedding. – Max Greenfield

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Monica Seles: Id hate to be next door to her on her wedding night. – Peter Ustinov

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For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a scotch and soda. – Phyllis Battelle

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