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Quote by Helen Rowland
Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begin

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her. – Helen Rowland

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Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself. – Helen Rowland

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