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Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begin

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her. – Helen Rowland

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It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son – and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him. – Helen Rowland

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Sons
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Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman cant be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time. – Helen Rowland

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In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar – a practice which is still continued. – Helen Rowland

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I have a crusade against fondant, also shortening. Theres no reason why wedding cakes cant taste good if you know what youre doing. – Ron Ben-Israel

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And weve got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding. – Karl Pilkington

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When I celebrated my bar mitzvah, there was no cake. Today, there is no such thing as a bar mitzvah in the United States without a special cake. It can be even more complicated and expensive than a wedding cake, because bar-mitzvah cakes are often based on a particular theme. – Ron Ben-Israel

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