Quote by David Sedaris
My family isnt really all that different from anyone elses. Well,

My family isnt really all that different from anyone elses. Well, maybe theyre a bit more entertaining. – David Sedaris

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When I look at a lot of older stuff that Ive written, I think one sign of amateur humor writing is when you see people trying too hard. – David Sedaris

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Humor
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After a few months in my parents basement, I took an apartment near the state university, where I discovered both crystal methamphetamine and conceptual art. Either one of these things are dangerous, but in combination they have the potential to destroy entire civilizations. – David Sedaris

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Art
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My family kinda hit the skids. We were experiencing poverty at that point. We all got a job, where the whole family had to work as security guards and janitors. And I just got angry. – Jim Carrey

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I have a family. – Philip Seymour Hoffman

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A man ought to live so that everybody knows he is a Christian… and most of all, his family ought to know. – Dwight L. Moody

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Im the git in the family. – Clive Owen

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