Quote by David Sedaris
My family isnt really all that different from anyone elses. Well,

My family isnt really all that different from anyone elses. Well, maybe theyre a bit more entertaining. – David Sedaris

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Its odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. Youll have a nice time, then two years later youll be like, There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg? – David Sedaris

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Birthday
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Also, I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts, but the truth is I really like doing them myself. – David Sedaris

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Truth
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When I look at a lot of older stuff that Ive written, I think one sign of amateur humor writing is when you see people trying too hard. – David Sedaris

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Humor
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All of us grow up in particular realities – a home, family, a clan, a small town, a neighborhood. Depending upon how were brought up, we are either deeply aware of the particular reading of reality into which we are born, or we are peripherally aware of it. – Chaim Potok

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Family

If I win and get the money, then the Oakland Police department is going to buy a boys home, me a house, my family a house, and a Stop Police Brutality Center. – Tupac Shakur

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Family

As a child my familys menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. – Buddy Hackett

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Family

Do it no matter what. If you believe in it, it is something very honorable. If somebody around you or your family does not understand it, then thats their problem. But if you do have a passion, an honest passion, just do it. – Mario Andretti

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Family

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War! that mad game the world so loves to play. – Jonathan Swift

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Elephants and grandchildren never forget. – Andy Rooney

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Grandparents

I think people like comedies and I think concept driven comedies seem to be working when its a clear concept and you deliver funny stuff. – Todd Phillips

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funny

As long as the world shall last there will be wrongs, and if no man objected and no man rebelled, those wrongs would last forever. – Clarence Darrow