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Im a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved

Im a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someones life. – Mitch Hedberg

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Id like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart. – Mitch Hedberg

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good
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I dont have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman whod be mad at me for saying that. – Mitch Hedberg

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dating
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If my kid couldnt draw Id make sure that my kitchen magnets didnt work. – Mitch Hedberg

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There are very few human beings who receive the truth, complete and staggering, by instant illumination. Most of them acquire it fragment by fragment, on a small scale, by successive developments, cellularly, like a laborious mosaic. – Anaïs Nin

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In the morning of life, work; in the mid day give council; in the evening, pray. – Proverb

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There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them. – Denis Waitley

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Let everyone try and find that as a result of daily prayer he adds something new to his life, something with which nothing can be compared. – Mahatma Gandhi

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It would be wonderful to think that the future is unknown and sort of surprising. – Alan Rickman

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