Mitch Hedberg's Quote - Im a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved

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Im a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved

Im a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someones life. – Mitch Hedberg

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I love blackjack. But Im not addicted to gambling. Im addicted to sitting in a semi circle. – Mitch Hedberg

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Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults. – Mitch Hedberg

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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. – Mitch Hedberg

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Dont go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. – Mark Twain

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If you live long enough, youll make mistakes. But if you learn from them, youll be a better person. Its how you handle adversity, not how it affects you. The main thing is never quit, never quit, never quit. – William J. Clinton

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A bachelors life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner. – Francis Bacon

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Life must be lived as play. – Plato

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Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law? – Dick Clark

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