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Im a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved

Im a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someones life. – Mitch Hedberg

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If my kid couldnt draw Id make sure that my kitchen magnets didnt work. – Mitch Hedberg

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