Quote by Mitch Hedberg
Im a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved

Im a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someones life. – Mitch Hedberg

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I love blackjack. But Im not addicted to gambling. Im addicted to sitting in a semi circle. – Mitch Hedberg

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A bachelors life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner. – Francis Bacon

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Life must be lived as play. – Plato

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