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Im a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved

Im a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someones life. – Mitch Hedberg

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Every time I go and shave, I assume theres someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, Im gonna go shave, too. – Mitch Hedberg

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I love blackjack. But Im not addicted to gambling. Im addicted to sitting in a semi circle. – Mitch Hedberg

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Life becomes harder for us when we live for others, but it also becomes richer and happier. – Albert Schweitzer

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It is better to create than to learn! Creating is the essence of life. – Julius Caesar

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Literature adds to reality, it does not simply describe it. It enriches the necessary competencies that daily life requires and provides and in this respect, it irrigates the deserts that our lives have already become. – C. S. Lewis

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Human beings, vegetables, or cosmic dust — we all dance to a mysterious tune, intoned in the distance by an invisible piper. – Albert Einstein, in The Saturday Evening Post, 26 October 1929

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Men are different. When they are in love they may also have other girlfriends. – Zhang Ziyi

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Replace fear with gratitude, and the whole world changes. – Terri Guillemets, “A renewed outlook,” 2007

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