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Im a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved

Im a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someones life. – Mitch Hedberg

Other quotes by Mitch Hedberg

I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific. – Mitch Hedberg

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Morning
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I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any cars headlights and tell you exactly which way its coming. – Mitch Hedberg

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car
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Other Quotes from
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One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your childs name and how old he or she is. – Erma Bombeck

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Life

If theres not drama and negativity in my life, all my songs will be really wack and boring or something. – Eminem

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Life

Poetry is a way of taking life by the throat. – Robert Frost

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Life

Without work, all life goes rotten. But when work is soulless, life stifles and dies. – Albert Camus

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Life

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Ninety percent of the students take the preferred lender. Why? Because thats the nature of the relationship. You trust the school. The school is in a position of authority. – Andrew Cuomo

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I think it is important that we rebuild an atmosphere of forgiveness and civility in every aspect of our lives. – T. D. Jakes

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Forgiveness

I grew up in this town, my poetry was born between the hill and the river, it took its voice from the rain, and like the timber, it steeped itself in the forests. – Pablo Neruda, quoted in Wall Street Journal,, 14 November 1985

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Poetry

My mother and father were very strange people. They tried to be funny which is always very sad to me. – Jonathan Winters

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sad