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Im a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved

Im a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someones life. – Mitch Hedberg

Other quotes by Mitch Hedberg

If my kid couldnt draw Id make sure that my kitchen magnets didnt work. – Mitch Hedberg

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work
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I dont have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman whod be mad at me for saying that. – Mitch Hedberg

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dating
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Yknow, you cant please all the people all the time… and last night, all those people were at my show. – Mitch Hedberg

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Other Quotes from
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I just dont know how to deal with so many people giving me that much affection. I never had that in my life. – Tupac Shakur

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Life

Its not the men in my life that count, its the life in my men. – Mae West

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Life

To believe in immortality is one thing, but it is first needful to believe in life. – Robert Louis Stevenson

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Life

It has done me good to be somewhat parched by the heat and drenched by the rain of life. – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

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Life

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I dont look on poetry as closed works. I feel theyre going on all the time in my head and I occasionally snip off a length. – John Ashbery

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A blog is a message in a bottle, both in purpose and likely readership. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Internet

This film Hero talks about the peace of Chinese people. – Jet Li

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Coincidences are little hellos from heaven. – Theresa Caputo, Long Island Medium [S7, E5, 2016]

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