Logo
Quote by Mitch Hedberg
Im a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved

Im a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someones life. – Mitch Hedberg

Other quotes by Mitch Hedberg

If my kid couldnt draw Id make sure that my kitchen magnets didnt work. – Mitch Hedberg

Category:
work
Author
Mitch Hedberg
Read Quote

Yknow, you cant please all the people all the time… and last night, all those people were at my show. – Mitch Hedberg

Category:
Time
Author
Mitch Hedberg
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Life
category

One day can make your life. One day can ruin your life. All life is is four or five big days that change everything. – Riding in Cars with Boys, Beverly Donofrio (book), Morgan Ward (screenplay)

Category:
Life

All my life affection has been showered upon me, and every forward step I have made has been taken in spite of it. – George Bernard Shaw

Category:
Life

I slept and dreamt that life was joy. I awoke and saw that life was service. I acted and behold, service was joy. – Rabindranath Tagore

Category:
Life

You are doomed to make choices. This is lifes greatest paradox. – Wayne Dyer

Category:
Life

Random Quotes

My Marine experience helped shape who I am now personally and professionally, and I am grateful for that on an almost daily basis. – Jim Lehrer

Category:
Experience

Plato is dear to me, but dearer still is truth. – Aristotle

Category:
Truth

Political Freedom without economic equality is a pretense, a fraud, a lie and the workers want no lying. – Mikhail Bakunin

Category:
Equality

There is an element of anger among women whove been raped. Theres certainly a major element of humiliation. But it really does seem like a medical condition of shock and horror. – Nicholas D. Kristof

Category:
Anger