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Im a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved

Im a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someones life. – Mitch Hedberg

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I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, Youre gonna have to move, youre blocking a fire exit. As though if there was a fire, I wasnt gonna run. If youre flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. – Mitch Hedberg

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Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head aint funny! – Mitch Hedberg

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My focus is to forget the pain of life. Forget the pain, mock the pain, reduce it. And laugh. – Jim Carrey

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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. – Lucille Ball

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Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if youre alive, it isnt. – Richard Bach

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A bachelors life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner. – Francis Bacon

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I became a lesbian because of women, because women are beautiful, strong, and compassionate. – Rita Mae Brown

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One side of the American psyche wants smaller government, lower taxes, and more choices for individuals, even if those choices increase risk. The other wants a strong social safety net to protect the weakest among us, even if it costs more to minimize risk. – Ron Fournier

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I dont really think that there is anyone in the modern pop business who I feel I want to spar with. – George Michael

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