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Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig.

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? – Frank Moore Colby

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A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles. – Mignon McLaughlin

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Joe Barberas s always complaining that he cant get humor into cartoons anymore. Just do it. Youve got your money. Why do they let the networks run their lives? – John Kricfalusi

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We do not take humor seriously enough. – Konrad Lorenz

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From sixteen to twenty, all women, kept in humor by their hopes and by their attractions, appear to be good-natured. – Samuel Richardson

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