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Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? – Frank Moore Colby

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Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. – Groucho Marx

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Joe Barberas s always complaining that he cant get humor into cartoons anymore. Just do it. Youve got your money. Why do they let the networks run their lives? – John Kricfalusi

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Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is. – Francis Bacon

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Sometimes the best cure for life’s woes is a sense of humor. – Frank Sonnenberg

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