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Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? – Frank Moore Colby

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Humor is imperative, more important than food. You have a choice when someone dies. You can lie down or get back into life. Do something for someone else. – Doris Roberts

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Well, darkness with humor… Im not an extremely suicidal or sad person. – Peter Steele

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I always thought the biggest failing of Americans was their lack of irony. They are very serious there! Naturally, there are exceptions… the Jewish, Italian, and Irish humor of the East Coast. – Colin Firth

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Humor is… despair refusing to take itself seriously. – Arland Ussher

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