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Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? – Frank Moore Colby

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I find intelligence sexy. I find a sense of humor sexy. I find sensitivity sexy. – Nicole Appleton

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Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. – Edward de Bono

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