Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig.

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? – Frank Moore Colby

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Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, well likely not see another like him. – Dick Van Dyke

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Have a sense of humor about life – you will need it. And be courteous. – Peter Jennings

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If I didnt try to eavesdrop on every bus ride I take or look for the humor when I go for a walk, I would just be depressed all the time. – Lynda Barry

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