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I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didnt have one. So

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didnt have one. So I got a cake. – Mitch Hedberg

Other quotes by Mitch Hedberg

I like refried beans. Thats why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe theyre just as good and were just wasting time. You dont have to fry them again after all. – Mitch Hedberg

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I love blackjack. But Im not addicted to gambling. Im addicted to sitting in a semi circle. – Mitch Hedberg

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Love
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If my kid couldnt draw Id make sure that my kitchen magnets didnt work. – Mitch Hedberg

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Other Quotes from
Birthday
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If you look over the years, the styles have changed – the clothes, the hair, the production, the approach to the songs. The icing to the cake has changed flavors. But if you really look at the cake itself, its really the same. – John Oates

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Birthday

With a recent birthday, Ive been acting now for twenty years. – Thayer David

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Birthday

You know, maybe I was just born in the wrong time, but I love all things romantic. Puffy understands that. For my last birthday, he covered my hotel room floor with rose petals and had flowers and candles all over the room. – Jennifer Lopez

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Birthday

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. – Jerry M. Wright

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Random Quotes

It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son. – Gertrude Stein

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funny

God made so many different kinds of people. Why would he allow only one way to serve him? – Martin Buber

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Great men are seldom over-scrupulous in the arrangement of their attire. – Charles Dickens

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You know, if I listened to Michael Dukakis long enough, I would be convinced were in an economic downturn and people are homeless and going without food and medical attention and that weve got to do something about the unemployed. – Ronald Reagan

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Food