Mitch Hedberg's Quote - I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didnt have one. So

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I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didnt have one. So

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didnt have one. So I got a cake. – Mitch Hedberg

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Im sick of following my dreams. Im just going to ask them where theyre goin, and hook up with them later. – Mitch Hedberg

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I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. – Mitch Hedberg

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A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. – Mitch Hedberg

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I worked at an ice cream parlor called Chadwicks. We wore old-timey outfits and had to bang a drum, play a kazoo, and sing Happy Birthday to people while giving them free birthday sundaes. Lots of ice cream scooping and $1 tips. – Amy Poehler

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And I was very shy as a kid if you sang me Happy Birthday, I would cry. Quite shy. So the idea of being an actor, much less a model, was just out of this world. – Cody Horn

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On my birthday, I was in Milan for the collections. – Eva Herzigova

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Im a summer baby, so I usually have my birthday as a good summer memory. – Sloane Crosley

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