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I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didnt have one. So

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didnt have one. So I got a cake. – Mitch Hedberg

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Im a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someones life. – Mitch Hedberg

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Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head aint funny! – Mitch Hedberg

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A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip. – Author Unknown

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The main prank that we play with props is for peoples birthdays. The special effects people will put a little explosive in the cake so it blows up in their face – thats always fun to play on a guest star, or one of the trainees or someone whos new. – Catherine Bell

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It was my 16th birthday – my mom and dad gave me my Goya classical guitar that day. I sat down, wrote this song, and I just knew that that was the only thing I could ever really do – write songs and sing them to people. – Stevie Nicks

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I started running around my 30th birthday. I wanted to lose weight I didnt anticipate the serenity. Being in motion, suddenly my body was busy and so my head could work out some issues I had swept under a carpet of wine and cheese. Good therapy, thats a good run. – Michael Weatherly

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