Mitch Hedberg's Quote - I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didnt have one. So

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I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didnt have one. So I got a cake. – Mitch Hedberg

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Im a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someones life. – Mitch Hedberg

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I love blackjack. But Im not addicted to gambling. Im addicted to sitting in a semi circle. – Mitch Hedberg

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Rice is great if youre really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. – Mitch Hedberg

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