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I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didnt have one. So

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didnt have one. So I got a cake. – Mitch Hedberg

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The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, Ill never be as good as a wall. – Mitch Hedberg

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I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific. – Mitch Hedberg

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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. – Erma Bombeck

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As far as those kinds of things, I also played at the concert to call for the release of Nelson Mandela when he was a political prisoner in South Africa. We were celebrating his 70th birthday and calling for his release. – Jackson Browne

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I was fired by Americas Next Top Model on my birthday. – Paulina Porizkova

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I left school on my 15th birthday. – David Bailey

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Silence is more eloquent than words. – Thomas Carlyle

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I have a very firm grasp on reality! I can reach out and strangle it any time! – Author Unknown

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