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I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didnt have one. So I got a cake. – Mitch Hedberg

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Im a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someones life. – Mitch Hedberg

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I like refried beans. Thats why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe theyre just as good and were just wasting time. You dont have to fry them again after all. – Mitch Hedberg

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Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults. – Mitch Hedberg

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