Mitch Hedberg's Quote - I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didnt have one. So

Quote by Mitch Hedberg

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didnt have one. So

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didnt have one. So I got a cake. – Mitch Hedberg

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A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. – Mitch Hedberg

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I dont have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman whod be mad at me for saying that. – Mitch Hedberg

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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. – Mitch Hedberg

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You know youre getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. – Bob Hope

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The only thing better than singing is more singing. – Ella Fitzgerald

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I was fired by Americas Next Top Model on my birthday. – Paulina Porizkova

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The main prank that we play with props is for peoples birthdays. The special effects people will put a little explosive in the cake so it blows up in their face – thats always fun to play on a guest star, or one of the trainees or someone whos new. – Catherine Bell

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