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I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didnt have one. So

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didnt have one. So I got a cake. – Mitch Hedberg

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Every time I go and shave, I assume theres someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, Im gonna go shave, too. – Mitch Hedberg

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I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any cars headlights and tell you exactly which way its coming. – Mitch Hedberg

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If my kid couldnt draw Id make sure that my kitchen magnets didnt work. – Mitch Hedberg

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When I was in elementary school, I used to write letters to myself. Id write letters and go Dear Kristen-at-16-years-old, happy birthday. I hope youre doing something. – Kristin Kreuk

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Youth is a disease from which we all recover. – Dorothy Fulheim

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We didnt have a whole lot of money when I was growing up either. I would always ask for magic books or magic tricks for my birthday or for Christmas and the rest of the year I either had to mow lawns or find part time jobs to help supplement the cost of doing magic. – Lance Burton

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Im not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does. – Victoria Beckham

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Once that bell rings youre on your own. Its just you and the other guy. – Joe E. Louis

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With failure, you just try again. – Judd Nelson

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Until Eve arrived, this was a mans world. – Richard Armour

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The power of lying is much less than the power of what is not to be discussed. – Mason Cooley

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