Mitch Hedberg's Quote - I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didnt have one. So

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I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didnt have one. So

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didnt have one. So I got a cake. – Mitch Hedberg

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This shirt is dry clean only. Which means… its dirty. – Mitch Hedberg

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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. – Mitch Hedberg

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I dont have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman whod be mad at me for saying that. – Mitch Hedberg

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