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I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didnt have one. So

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didnt have one. So I got a cake. – Mitch Hedberg

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Every time I go and shave, I assume theres someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, Im gonna go shave, too. – Mitch Hedberg

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I love blackjack. But Im not addicted to gambling. Im addicted to sitting in a semi circle. – Mitch Hedberg

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You know, wed just had a birthday, he was… you know, he still had a future out of him, and all I can is he was just one of the most beautiful people in the world… a very gifted man, and its a loss to the world, not just for us. – Robin Gibb

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I tried to bake a cake for my mothers birthday – it took me four hours. It was terrible, and I cried for three days. – Rachael Ray

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Im trying to get the record that I made at my birthday party last year, trying to get that out, and the lawyers are diddling around with it and it probably wont be out until next year. I dont know. – Marian McPartland

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Im a summer baby, so I usually have my birthday as a good summer memory. – Sloane Crosley

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A lot of people have questioned how yoga and their own spiritual beliefs can come together. Yoga actually pre-dates religion. – Christy Turlington

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There is nothing more perplexing in life than to know at what point you should surrender your intellect to your faith. – Margot Asquith

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The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. – Anonymous, Aphorisms; or, A Glance at Human Nature, in Original Maxims, 1820

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I enjoy making solo albums because over the years its evolved into more of a genuine personal expression of story-telling and day dreams, and I work in a way that has more control. – Bruce Dickinson

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