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Quote by Ogden Nash
Here is a pen and here is a pencil, heres a typewriter, heres a st

Here is a pen and here is a pencil, heres a typewriter, heres a stencil, heres a list of todays appointments, and all the flies in all the ointments, the daily woes that a man endures — take them, George, theyre yours! – Ogden Nash

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Middle age is when youre sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isnt for you. – Ogden Nash

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A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. – Ogden Nash

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