Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. – Ogden Nash
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor. – Ogden Nash

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. – Ogden Nash
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor. – Ogden Nash
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all. – Ogden Nash
Middle age is when youre sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isnt for you. – Ogden Nash