Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. – Ogden Nash
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. – Ogden Nash
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. – Ogden Nash
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. – Ogden Nash
Some primal termite knocked on wood;
and tasted it, and found it good.
That is why your Cousin May
fell through the parlor floor today. – Ogden Nash
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor. – Ogden Nash