Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. – Ogden Nash
Every New Year is the direct descendant, isnt it, of a long line of proven criminals? – Ogden Nash
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. – Ogden Nash
Every New Year is the direct descendant, isnt it, of a long line of proven criminals? – Ogden Nash
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers. – Ogden Nash
I think that I shall never see
a billboard lovely as a tree.
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
Ill never see a tree at all. – Ogden Nash
Im always told that what I say is controversial. Why is it controversial? Because I speak from a tradition that has now fallen out of favor with the dominant media in this country. And so when I say things like marriage should be between one man and one woman, Im called a bigot. – Rick Santorum