He Robert Benchley and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery. – Dorothy Parker
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires. – Dorothy Parker
Enjoyed it! One more drink and Id have been under the host. – Dorothy Parker
And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned; The calmer, I, to see it true That ways of love are never new- The love that sets you daft and dazed Is every love that ever blazed; The happier, I, to fathom this: A kiss is every other kiss. – Dorothy Parker