He Robert Benchley and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery. – Dorothy Parker
Wit has truth in it; wise-cracking is simply calisthenics with words. – Dorothy Parker

He Robert Benchley and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery. – Dorothy Parker
Wit has truth in it; wise-cracking is simply calisthenics with words. – Dorothy Parker
Enjoyed it! One more drink and Id have been under the host. – Dorothy Parker
Constant use will not wear ragged the fabric of friendship. – Dorothy Parker
Im finding myself really angry over spending and the deficit. Im finding myself really angry over whats happening in the Middle East, the decision to stay in Afghanistan indefinitely. Im angry about cap and trade. And Ive been on record for a long time on the failed war on drugs. – Gary Johnson