If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. – Author Unknown Category: Chocolate
If some confectioners were willingTo let the shape announce the filling,Wed encounter fewer assorted chocs,Bitten into and returned to the box. – Ogden Nash Category: Chocolate
At no other time has Nature concentrated such a wealth of valuable nourishment into such a small space as in the cocoa bean. – Alexander von Humboldt Category: Chocolate
Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska wont make it white. – Bing Crosby Category: Christmas
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. – Rodney Dangerfield Category: funny