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Quotes by

Jane Wagner

When we talk to God, were praying. When God talks to us, were schizophrenic. – Jane Wagner

Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it. – Jane Wagner

I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have déjà vu. – Jane Wagner

I personally believe we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. – Jane Wagner