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When we talk to God, were praying. When God talks to us, were schi

When we talk to God, were praying. When God talks to us, were schizophrenic. – Jane Wagner

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I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have déjà vu. – Jane Wagner

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Dieting
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funny
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Its funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun, and people call it entertainment! – Garth Brooks

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funny

I recently spent quite a bit of time in Sheffield, England, which is where Im from. I wouldnt move back there, but its funny when you spend a bit of time in the place where you were brought up. You kind of realize how that place has had quite a big effect on you or made you a certain way. – Jarvis Cocker

Category:
funny

Well, Im not afraid to say something if I think its funny, even if its harsh or racist. – Sarah Silverman

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funny

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. – Naguib Mahfouz

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funny

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Liars are always ready to take oaths. – Vittorio Alfieri

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I went to the Performing Arts School and studied classical ballet. That attitude is something thats put into your head. You are never thin enough. – Carmen Electra

Category:
Attitude

What we forgive too freely doesn’t stay forgiven. – Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic’s Notebook, 1960

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Forgiveness

Pornography is the attempt to insult sex, to do dirt on it. – D.H. Lawrence

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Sex