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When we talk to God, were praying. When God talks to us, were schi

When we talk to God, were praying. When God talks to us, were schizophrenic. – Jane Wagner

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I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have déjà vu. – Jane Wagner

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Dieting
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Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons. – Michael Caine

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funny

Hemingway seems to be in a funny position. People nowadays cant identify with him closely as a member of their own generation, and he isnt yet historical. – Leslie Fiedler

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funny

The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and then people say, Why didnt you do that when you were on television? – Conan OBrien

Category:
funny

Its a bit like school camp, shooting a film. Everyones on heat. Its a strange energy. Its full of adrenalin. I funnel my excess energy in funny little ways. I do a lot of dancing in my trailer. I love music. – Alice Englert

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funny

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We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves. РFran̤ois VI de la Rochefoucault

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