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When we talk to God, were praying. When God talks to us, were schi

When we talk to God, were praying. When God talks to us, were schizophrenic. – Jane Wagner

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I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have déjà vu. – Jane Wagner

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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. – Groucho Marx

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Scream was great for what it was. For a horror film, it was intelligent, it was funny, it took a laugh at itself. – Neve Campbell

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Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you she is after your barn. – Hesiod

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Some people say funny things, but I say things funny. – Don Rickles

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I grew up in a family of Republicans. And when I was 18 and registering to vote, my moms only instruction was You just go in and pull the big Republican lever. Thats my welcome to adulthood. Shes like, No, dont even read it. Just pull the Republican lever. – Tina Fey

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Look, I hate to sound like Pollyanna, but I literally cant wait to get to work in the morning. Ive got steady jobs, Ive got my health, and Im here in the greatest city in the world. Id be a pig not to be grateful. – Christopher Meloni

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There are some amazing stories from all over this country, where peoples work and contribution has been acknowledged. To be part of that is an absolutely fantastic feeling. – Kenneth Branagh

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Im like, Would you be the person in the room that would boo when Dylan went electric? I know I wouldnt. Or are you the person that left The Beatles after She Loves You, or Drive My Car? You werent on board for Revolution 9 or Day In The Life, were you? – Regina Spektor

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