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When we talk to God, were praying. When God talks to us, were schi

When we talk to God, were praying. When God talks to us, were schizophrenic. – Jane Wagner

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I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have déjà vu. – Jane Wagner

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Dieting
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic. – Spike Milligan

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I think its always funny when somebody thinks youre going to do something super sexy and then you dont. – Olivia Munn

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funny

Im a pretty funny guy, and I would love to do a comedy with a bunch of funny guys – movie-star guys, where they could help me through it. – LeBron James

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Im terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so theyre not funny. I end up saying, Oh, no, Im joking, Im joking. – Anna Torv

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