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When we talk to God, were praying. When God talks to us, were schi

When we talk to God, were praying. When God talks to us, were schizophrenic. – Jane Wagner

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I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have déjà vu. – Jane Wagner

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Jon Stewart is exactly the same guy hes always been, only with money. He knows that the moment he really believes hes important, the funny goes away and he becomes Bill OReilly, except shorter and Jewish. – Denis Leary

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The funny thing is the songs that people think are about me probably arent. And the songs that are probably are the ones they wouldnt think… so thats where it kind of is funny. – LeAnn Rimes

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Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals. – Larry Hagman

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The people I grew up around who I really liked were quick on the draw. It always just wowed me. And my mum would make weird funny comments. I can see in myself her self-deprecating, hippie humour. I cant take myself too seriously. – Drew Barrymore

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