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When we talk to God, were praying. When God talks to us, were schi

When we talk to God, were praying. When God talks to us, were schizophrenic. – Jane Wagner

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I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have déjà vu. – Jane Wagner

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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution? – H. L. Mencken

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I know some people say I can be funny. But there is always a deeper meaning to what I say. I am a socialist at heart and have the interests of the poor in mind. When people see how I manage to work my way out of tough situations, it gives them hope in their own life. – Lalu Prasad Yadav

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Im the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern. – Mickey Rooney

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I write about wounds, the eternal treasons of life. Its not very funny, but its sincere. My commitment is to sincerity. – Tahar Ben Jelloun

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Its hard to pay attention these days because of multiple affects of the information technology nowadays. You tend to develop a faster, speedier mind, but I dont think its necessarily broader or smarter. – Robert Redford

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A newspaper is the lowest thing there is. – Richard J. Daley

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The loveliest faces are to be seen by moonlight, when one sees half with the eye and half with the fancy. – Proverb

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His Labor is a Chant — his Idleness — a Tune — oh, for a Bees experience of Clovers, and of Noon! – Emily Dickinson

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