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When we talk to God, were praying. When God talks to us, were schi

When we talk to God, were praying. When God talks to us, were schizophrenic. – Jane Wagner

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I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have déjà vu. – Jane Wagner

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People used to be funny about approaching me, but now they seem to think Im as sane as anyone whos done what Ive done in movies can be. – Philip Seymour Hoffman

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I dont mean to be funny. – Yogi Berra

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funny

Its funny – if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea its them. – Tracey Ullman

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As a five-year-old in Berlin in 1965, I didnt know that funny women existed. It wasnt until I got back to England that I realised women could be funny. – Jenny Eclair

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I decry the current tendency to seek patents on algorithms. There are better ways to earn a living than to prevent other people from making use of ones contributions to computer science. – Donald Knuth

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Italy has piled up huge public debt because the successive governments were too close to the life of ordinary citizens, too willing to please the requests of everybody, thereby acting against the interests of future generations. – Mario Monti

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