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When we talk to God, were praying. When God talks to us, were schi

When we talk to God, were praying. When God talks to us, were schizophrenic. – Jane Wagner

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I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have déjà vu. – Jane Wagner

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Dieting
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Electricity is really just organized lightning. – George Carlin

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I think the pattern of my essays is, A funny thing happened to me on my way through Finnegans Wake. – Leslie Fiedler

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Funny is only something that others know about you – you cant be funny by yourself. – Chris Rock

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With Portlandia, I dont think our intention is always to find something funny. Sometimes the humor comes from taking something really seriously. Were okay with making somebody feel uncomfortable or uneasy. – Carrie Brownstein

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A weak mind is like a microscope, which magnifies trifling things but cannot receive great ones. – Lord Chesterfield

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Why dont they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth. – Will Rogers

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One of the most extraordinary things about being a spiritual teacher is the rare privilege of being able to look deeply into the very souls of many human beings at the same time. – Andrew Cohen

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UFOs attitude toward the subject is very similar to mine. Its not an advocacy its philosophy is more I want to believe this, but I want it proved. – Dwight Schultz

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