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When we talk to God, were praying. When God talks to us, were schi

When we talk to God, were praying. When God talks to us, were schizophrenic. – Jane Wagner

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I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have déjà vu. – Jane Wagner

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I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I dont know. I mean, how can you tell? – Andy Warhol

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A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. – George Bernard Shaw

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I recently spent quite a bit of time in Sheffield, England, which is where Im from. I wouldnt move back there, but its funny when you spend a bit of time in the place where you were brought up. You kind of realize how that place has had quite a big effect on you or made you a certain way. – Jarvis Cocker

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The token gay character is always so funny and so fantastic. Thats happened a lot. Or theyre often purely victims. – Ezra Miller

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I know what I have given you. I do not know what you have received. – Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

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It contributes greatly towards a mans moral and intellectual health, to be brought into habits of companionship with individuals unlike himself, who care little for his pursuits, and whose sphere and abilities he must go out of himself to appreciate. – Nathaniel Hawthorne

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May the birdies always land at your feet. – Badminton saying

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Spiritual favors are not always to be looked for, and not always to be relied on. – Amelia E. Barr

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