Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it. – Jane Wagner
I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have déjà vu. – Jane Wagner

Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it. – Jane Wagner
I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have déjà vu. – Jane Wagner
I personally believe we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. – Jane Wagner
When we talk to God, were praying. When God talks to us, were schizophrenic. – Jane Wagner
Things happen too quickly, crisis follows crisis, the soil of our minds is perpetually disturbed. Each of us, to relieve his feelings, broadcasts his own running commentary on the preposterous and bewildering events of the hour: and this, nowadays, is what passes for conversation. – Jan Struther, Mrs. Miniver, 1930s