Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled over how much weight you have gained. – Author unknown

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever. – Author unknown

No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office. – George Bernard Shaw

A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit. – Author unknown