Quote by Sheryl Crow
People dont realize that Im really funny and Im an excellent bridg

People dont realize that Im really funny and Im an excellent bridge player. – Sheryl Crow

Other quotes by Sheryl Crow

I think war is based in greed and there are huge karmic retributions that will follow. I think war is never the answer to solving any problems. The best way to solve problems is to not have enemies. – Sheryl Crow

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War
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That feeling of freedom, open highways of possibilities, has kind of been lost to materialism and marketing. – Sheryl Crow

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Freedom
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Your art kind of changes as you get older, by nature of the fact that youre hopefully gaining wisdom and youre starting to watch things with a better overview. – Sheryl Crow

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Wisdom
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I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink. – Joe E. Lewis

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funny

Its hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. – Adlai E. Stevenson

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funny

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you dont have a top for it. – Jerry Seinfeld

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funny

Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course thats where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen. – Julia Sweeney

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funny

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Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for the house in blackjack. – Adam Morrow, quoted in Bill Simmons, “Letters from the Nation,” 20 October 2003

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The expenses of government, having for their object the interest of all, should be borne by everyone, and the more a man enjoys the advantages of society, the more he ought to hold himself honored in contributing to those expenses. – Anne Robert Jacques Turgot

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Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. – Ambrose Bierce

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legal

Ever get the feeling that sometime early in your life there must have been a briefing that you missed? – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Curmudgeonesque