Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. – George Burns

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. – George Burns
If its a good script Ill do it. And if its a bad script, and they pay me enough, Ill do it. – George Burns
Im at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. – George Burns