Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle. – George Burns
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. – George Burns
If you live to be one hundred, youve got it made. Very few people die past that age. – George Burns
I do not believe the picture that some people paint of Scottish towns dependent on welfare. Every time I come here, I meet people who are determined to get into work. Who, with the right help are desperate to get off benefits, support their family and set an example for their children. – Iain Duncan Smith