Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. – George Burns
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. – George Burns

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. – George Burns
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. – George Burns
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns
Prudishness is pretense of innocence without innocence. Women have to remain prudish as long as men are sentimental, dense, and evil enough to demand of them eternal innocence and lack of education. For innocence is the only thing which can ennoble lack of education. – Friedrich Von Schlegel