Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. – George Burns
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. – George Burns
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. – George Burns
Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. – George Burns