My grandkids believe I’m the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too. – Gene Perret
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache… unless you play golf. – Gene Perret

My grandkids believe I’m the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too. – Gene Perret
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache… unless you play golf. – Gene Perret
I always give my grandkids a couple of quarters when they go home. It’s a bargain. – Gene Perret
I wish I had the energy that my grandchildren have — if only for self-defense. – Gene Perret