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As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics,

As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics, I honestly do not know how old I am. – Erma Bombeck

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What were really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving? – Erma Bombeck

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thanksgiving
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I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. – Erma Bombeck

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Teenagers
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Whats with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere? – Erma Bombeck

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No one can avoid aging, but aging productively is something else. – Katharine Graham

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For a man who has compared himself to Theodore Roosevelt and the nations challenges to those of the Gilded Age, Obama put forward a tepid agenda. – Ron Fournier

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The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men more. – Colleen McCullough

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Men of my age live in a state of continual desperation. – Vita Sackville-West

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The only way of knowing a person is to love them without hope. – Walter Benjamin

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I want to tell my jokes. I want to have time with my children. I want to entertain people. And at one point, Ill walk away from show business. But I dont want to walk away empty-handed. – Dave Chappelle

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I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, were really talking about peace. – George W. Bush

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If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, sir, should keep his friendship in a constant repair. – Samuel Johnson

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