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As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics,

As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics, I honestly do not know how old I am. – Erma Bombeck

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God created man, but I could do better. – Erma Bombeck

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As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her. – Erma Bombeck

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I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill. – Erma Bombeck

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What makes old age so sad is not that our joys but our hopes cease. – Jean Paul

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The diseases of old age are the diseases of children grown old. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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