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As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics,

As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics, I honestly do not know how old I am. – Erma Bombeck

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If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have invented the wicker chair. – Erma Bombeck

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Sometimes I cant figure designers out. Its as if they flunked human anatomy. – Erma Bombeck

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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. – Erma Bombeck

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At the age when Bengali youth almost inevitably writes poetry, I was listening to European classical music. – Satyajit Ray

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Im not skinny for the wrong reasons. Its not because Im bulimic or anorexic or doing drugs. Compared to a lot of actresses my age, Im actually overweight. – Lindsay Lohan

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A sense of freedom is something that, happily, comes with age and life experience. – Diane Keaton

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And Im not as young as I once was. At my age, I dont have time to be bored. – Lev Grossman

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Its very attractive to people to be a victim. Instead of having to think out the whole situation, about history and your group and what you are doing… if you begin from the point of view of being a victim, youve got it half-made. I mean intellectually. – V. S. Naipaul

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The Coptic Church respects the law but it does not accept rulings that go against the Bible and our freedom of religion. – Pope Shenouda III

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