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As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics,

As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics, I honestly do not know how old I am. – Erma Bombeck

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Sometimes I cant figure designers out. Its as if they flunked human anatomy. – Erma Bombeck

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Theres nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. – Erma Bombeck

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Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one Im taking with me when I go. – Erma Bombeck

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I love things that age well – things that dont date, that stand the test of time and that become living examples of the absolute best. – Giorgio Armani

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I think I dont regret a single excess of my responsive youth – I only regret, in my chilled age, certain occasions and possibilities I didnt embrace. – Henry James

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One crowded hour of glorious life is worth an age without a name. – Walter Scott

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