The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things. – John Updike
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child.& Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five. – John Updike
Dreams come true without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them. – John Updike
What art offers is space — a certain breathing room for the spirit. – John Updike
Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable. – A.P. Herbert, Misleading Cases, 1935