Quote by John Updike
The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack

The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things. – John Updike

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Most of American life consists of driving somewhere and then returning home, wondering why the hell you went. – John Updike

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Government is either organized benevolence or organized madness its peculiar magnitude permits no shading. – John Updike

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For male and female alike, the bodies of the other sex are messages signaling what we must do, they are glowing signifiers of our own necessities. – John Updike

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The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life. – Chi Chi Rodriguez

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The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. – Billy Graham

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That son of a bitch was able to hole a putt over 60 feet of peanut brittle. – Lloyd Mangrum, about Bobby Locke

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If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. – Joey Adams

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Overcoming my dad telling me that I could never amount to anything is what has made me the megalomaniac that you see today. – Bono

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