Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing. – Ben Hogan
As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. – Ben Hogan
Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, dont you? – Ben Hogan
A crash is when your competitors program dies. When your program dies, it is an idiosyncrasy. Frequently, crashes are followed with a message like ID 02. ID is an abbreviation for idiosyncrasy and the number that follows indicates how many more months of testing the product should have had. – Guy Kawasaki