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Quote by Pete Alfano
One almost expects one of the players to peer into the monitor and

One almost expects one of the players to peer into the monitor and politely request viewers to refrain from munching so loudly on cheese and crackers while the golfers are trying to reach the greens. – Pete Alfano

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