Quote by Pete Alfano
One almost expects one of the players to peer into the monitor and

One almost expects one of the players to peer into the monitor and politely request viewers to refrain from munching so loudly on cheese and crackers while the golfers are trying to reach the greens. – Pete Alfano

Other quotes by Pete Alfano
No other quotes found from this author.
Other Quotes from
Golf
category

May thy ball lie in green pastures… and not in still waters. – Author Unknown

Category:
Golf

Swinging at daisies is like playing electric guitar with a tennis racket: if it were that easy, we could all be Jerry Garcia. The ball changes everything. – Michael Bamberger

Category:
Golf

“Play it as it lies” is one of the fundamental dictates of golf. The other is “Wear it if it clashes.” – Henry Beard, Golfing, 1985

Category:
Golf

A passion, an obsession, a romance, a nice acquaintanceship with trees, sand, and water. – Bob Ryan

Category:
Golf

Random Quotes

I feel like Im just learning how to play the guitar. I mean, really learning to play the guitar. – Stephen Stills

Category:
Learning

Im a romantic. – Tom Cruise

Category:
Romantic

I mean, the whole idea of movies was it was special to go to see – you went to a movie theater to see something that was magical and amazing, in a very special location. – Bob Balaban

Category:
amazing

Your Constitution is all sail and no anchor. – Thomas Babington Macaulay

Category:
Constitution