Golf balls are attracted to water as unerringly as the eye of a middle-aged man to a female bosom. – Michael Green, The Art of Coarse Golf, 1967 Category: Golf
Who watches golf on TV? Who calls eight friends over and gets a keg of beer? Landscapers, I guess. They sit around the TV, yelling, “Will you look at that golf path?Pure pea gravel.” – Jeff Cesario Category: Golf
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. – Tiger Woods Category: Golf
It seems to be a law in American life that whatever enriches us anywhere except in the wallet inevitably becomes uneconomic. – Russell Baker Category: Economics
Think little goals and expect little achievements. Think big goals and win big success. – David Joseph Schwartz Category: Leadership
Im not a kid anymore. And Im excited for all the amazing things to come. – Paris Hilton Category: amazing
We were united not only by political respect for each other, but also by deep mutual sympathy as people. – Helmut Kohl Category: respect
