Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that. – Jim Murray Category: Golf
That son of a bitch was able to hole a putt over 60 feet of peanut brittle. – Lloyd Mangrum, about Bobby Locke Category: Golf
The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. – Ernest Hemingway Category: Golf
A golf course is nothing but a poolroom moved outdoors. – Barry Fitzgerald, Going My Way Category: Golf
From 1997 when we came in, you guys and the public bought seven million more cars. You didnt get rid of the second car, did you? So what is happening is the growth of cars on the motorway. – John Prescott Category: car
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. – Author Unknown Category: Election Day
And Jesus, the heart of the Christian faith is the wildest, most radical guy youd ever come across. – Bear Grylls Category: Faith
