If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. – Henny Youngman
This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated! – Henny Youngman

If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. – Henny Youngman
This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated! – Henny Youngman
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time thats not so bad but New York City? – Henny Youngman
Shes been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. – Henny Youngman