Quote by Henny Youngman
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for t

If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. – Henny Youngman

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This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, hes Frank and in Chicago hes Ernest. – Henny Youngman

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Ive done the most awful rubbish in order to have somewhere to go in the morning. – Richard Burton

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My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning. – Ray Romano

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Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. What has puzzled us before seems less mysterious, and the crooked paths look straighter as we approach the end. – Jean Paul

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