If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. – Henny Youngman
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time thats not so bad but New York City? – Henny Youngman
If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. – Henny Youngman
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time thats not so bad but New York City? – Henny Youngman
Shes been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. – Henny Youngman
Destroy the roots of the healthiest plants, their heads will droop and die. Many excellent qualities of the mind have their roots, in fact, in the body: their summits, which adorn the spiritual being, the mind, will wither, if we neglect the soil of these valuable plants… – C.G. Salzmann, Gymnastics for Youth: or, A Practical Guide to Healthful and Amus