If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. – Henny Youngman
I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him. – Henny Youngman

If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. – Henny Youngman
I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him. – Henny Youngman
This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated! – Henny Youngman
A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student. – Henny Youngman