If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. – Henny Youngman
I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him. – Henny Youngman

If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. – Henny Youngman
I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him. – Henny Youngman
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no holidays. – Henny Youngman