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Quote by Henny Youngman
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for t

If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. – Henny Youngman

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When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. – Henny Youngman

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