Quote by Henny Youngman
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for t

If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. – Henny Youngman

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When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. – Henny Youngman

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This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, hes Frank and in Chicago hes Ernest. – Henny Youngman

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I think its good that I had some experience of the real world before I became successful. You know, having to get up in the morning and going to work in construction. – Tom Jones

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The attorney general would call at 5 oclock in the evening and say: Tomorrow morning we are going to try to integrate the University of Mississippi. Get us a memo on what were likely to do, and what we can do if the governor sends the National Guard there. – Harold H. Greene

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Making films can be absolutely fantastic, but it can also be incredibly dull. You spend the whole day sitting by yourself in your trailer and then you get called to deliver one sentence – then youre told to come back and do it again at 5:30 the following morning. – Kristin Scott Thomas

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You were up at 5 oclock in the morning, and then youd ride in a caravan, because we didnt have big movie trucks or trailers that is the hardware of a movie camp. – Marguerite Moreau

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