Henny Youngman's Quote - If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for t

Quote by Henny Youngman

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for t

If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. – Henny Youngman

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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. – Henny Youngman

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When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. – Henny Youngman

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Ive got all the money Ill ever need, if I die by four oclock. – Henny Youngman

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