Henny Youngman's Quote - If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for t

Quote by Henny Youngman

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If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. – Henny Youngman

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This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, hes Frank and in Chicago hes Ernest. – Henny Youngman

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This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated! – Henny Youngman

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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. – Henny Youngman

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Remember that God under the Law ordained a Lamb to be offered up to Him every Morning and Evening. – Thomas Ken

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I dont believe in writing at night because it comes too easily. When I read it in the morning its not good. I need daylight to begin. Between nine and ten oclock I have a long breakfast with reading and music. – Gunter Grass

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The older generation thought nothing of getting up at five every morning — and the younger generation doesn’t think much of it either. – John J. Welsh

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I see myself at 7:30 in the morning and its not too pretty. – Rod Stewart

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