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Quote by Henny Youngman
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for t

If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. – Henny Youngman

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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman wholl give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means youre in the wrong house, thats what it means. – Henny Youngman

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This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, hes Frank and in Chicago hes Ernest. – Henny Youngman

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I remember lying down for a nap one day at about 4:00 and walking up at 11:00 the next morning. – April Winchell

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From 7 in the morning to 11 at night, I was reading. I dont think one can find any other time in ones life to be left alone so much to read in peace like that. – Mohsen Makhmalbaf

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It says something about this new global economy that USA Today now reports every morning on the days events in Asian markets. – Lawrence Summers

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The work is with me when I wake up in the morning it is with me while I eat my breakfast in bed and run through the newspaper, while I shave and bathe and dress. – C. S. Forester

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