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Quote by Henny Youngman
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for t

If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. – Henny Youngman

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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. – Henny Youngman

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I know a man who doesnt pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car. – Henny Youngman

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car
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My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time thats not so bad but New York City? – Henny Youngman

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dad
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