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If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for t

If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. – Henny Youngman

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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. – Henny Youngman

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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman wholl give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means youre in the wrong house, thats what it means. – Henny Youngman

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Upon awakening in the morning, I wondered if the proceedings of the night before had been a dream. It was hard to believe that I was the worlds heavyweight champion. – Gene Tunney

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Remember my first tenet in getting dressed is how you feel in the morning. So if youre not being true blue to that, it usually shows. – Pharrell Williams

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I like my coffee black and my mornings bright. – Terri Guillemets

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The most efficient way to live reasonably is every morning to make a plan of ones day and every night to examine the results obtained. – Alexis Carrel

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I used to work all the time, and now if there is a wedding, theres a concert, Im there. – Petra Nemcova

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Temptations, when we first meet them, are like a lion that roared at Samson; but if we overcome them, the next time we see them we shall find a nest of honey within them. – John Bunyan

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Such days of autumnal decline hold a strange mystery which adds to the gravity of all our moods. Every step that Time takes imprints upon the fields as they grow bare and brown… – Charles Nodier, Trilby, ou le lutin d’Argail/Trilby: The Fairy of Argyle,

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Like fragile ice anger passes away in time. – Ovid

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