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Quote by Henny Youngman
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for t

If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. – Henny Youngman

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I know a man who doesnt pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car. – Henny Youngman

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I am focused on what needs to be done for the people of Israel. Period. I do not pity myself and I do not pat myself on the shoulder. I get up in the morning full of energy to fulfill my mission. – Ehud Olmert

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I need to eat before a workout. If I exercise in the morning, Ill have a little oatmeal, cereal, or a hard-boiled egg with toast. If I go in the afternoon, Ill eat a turkey sandwich with cheese for lunch. – Ana Ortiz

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This morning I was laughing at my cat who was running up the stairs and slipped, and pretended like it didnt happen. – Jayma Mays

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I had this temp receptionist job in New York, and I kind of hated it, and in the morning I would come out of the subway and just walk along the New York streets with all these people around me and kind of sing to myself. Like, Shes gonna make it! – Elizabeth Meriwether

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You know, its amazing. I dont even have a car, would you believe it? I had a motorbike and it got stolen last year. So Ive got to buy another one of those, I suppose. I can treat myself to that. – Michael Fassbender

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