If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. – Henny Youngman
Ive got all the money Ill ever need, if I die by four oclock. – Henny Youngman

If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. – Henny Youngman
Ive got all the money Ill ever need, if I die by four oclock. – Henny Youngman
This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated! – Henny Youngman
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman wholl give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means youre in the wrong house, thats what it means. – Henny Youngman