If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. – Henny Youngman
When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. – Henny Youngman
If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. – Henny Youngman
When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. – Henny Youngman
This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, hes Frank and in Chicago hes Ernest. – Henny Youngman