If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. – Henny Youngman
Shes been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. – Henny Youngman
If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. – Henny Youngman
Shes been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. – Henny Youngman
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. – Henny Youngman
I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him. – Henny Youngman