A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student. – Henny Youngman
When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. – Henny Youngman
A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student. – Henny Youngman
When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. – Henny Youngman
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. – Henny Youngman
Shes been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. – Henny Youngman