A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student. – Henny Youngman
If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. – Henny Youngman

A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student. – Henny Youngman
If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. – Henny Youngman
This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, hes Frank and in Chicago hes Ernest. – Henny Youngman
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. – Henny Youngman