A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student. – Henny Youngman
I know a man who doesnt pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car. – Henny Youngman

A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student. – Henny Youngman
I know a man who doesnt pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car. – Henny Youngman
This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated! – Henny Youngman
This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, hes Frank and in Chicago hes Ernest. – Henny Youngman