A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student. – Henny Youngman
This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, hes Frank and in Chicago hes Ernest. – Henny Youngman

A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student. – Henny Youngman
This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, hes Frank and in Chicago hes Ernest. – Henny Youngman
Shes been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. – Henny Youngman