A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student. – Henny Youngman
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no holidays. – Henny Youngman

A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student. – Henny Youngman
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no holidays. – Henny Youngman
Shes been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. – Henny Youngman