A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student. – Henny Youngman
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. – Henny Youngman
A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student. – Henny Youngman
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. – Henny Youngman
Shes been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. – Henny Youngman
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. – Henny Youngman