A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student. – Henny Youngman
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. – Henny Youngman
Ive been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, shell kill me. – Henny Youngman
This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated! – Henny Youngman
Wine is a part of society because it provides a basis not only for a morality but also for an environment; it is an ornament in the slightest ceremonials of French daily life, from the snack to the feast, from the conversation at the local caf? to the speech at a formal dinner. – Roland Barthes