A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student. – Henny Youngman
Shes been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. – Henny Youngman
A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student. – Henny Youngman
Shes been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. – Henny Youngman
I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him. – Henny Youngman
I know a man who doesnt pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car. – Henny Youngman