A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student. – Henny Youngman
This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated! – Henny Youngman
A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student. – Henny Youngman
This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated! – Henny Youngman
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. – Henny Youngman
Ive been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, shell kill me. – Henny Youngman