I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have déjà vu. – Jane Wagner Category: Dieting
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. – Orson Welles Category: Dieting
Animal substance seems to be the first food of all birds, even the granivorous tribes. – William Bartram Category: Food
Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldnt bother fighting it. – Craig Bruce Category: Hope
If I had only one sermon to preach it would be a sermon against pride. – G. K. Chesterton Category: Pride