A diet is a plan, generally hopeless, for reducing your weight, which tests your will power but does little for your waistline. – Herbert B. Prochnow Category: Dieting
I bought a talking refrigerator that said “Oink” every time I opened the door. It made me hungry for pork chops. – Marie Mott Category: Dieting
Calories, n, pl. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. – Author unknown Category: Dieting
It is very east to forgive others their mistakes it takes more grit and gumption to forgive them for having witnessed your own. – Jessamyn West Category: Forgiveness
Use of advanced messaging technology does not imply an endorsement of western industrial civilization. – Anonymous email sig line Category: Technology
