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The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the – Scott Adams

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It doesnt take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation. – Scott Adams

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Humor
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Scott Adams
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I calculated the total time that humans have waited for web pages to load. It cancels out all the productivity gains of the information age. Sometimes I think the web is a big plot to keep people like me away from normal society. – Scott Adams

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Internet
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He may be a very nice man. But I havent got the time to figure that out. All I know is, hes got a uniform and a gun and I have to relate to him that way. Thats the only way to relate to him because one of us may have to die. – James Baldwin

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Control

You cant force anyone to love you or lend you money. – Yiddish Proverb

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Control

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. – Sir Alfred Jules Ayer

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Control

Nature has placed mankind under the government of two sovereign masters, pain and pleasure… they govern us in all we do, in all we say, in all we think: every effort we can make to throw off our subjection, will serve but to demonstrate and confirm it. – John Bentham

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Control

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I do not knowingly kill any living thing – including insects or rodents – and I thank my food for sustaining me. – Joan Jett

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All progress has resulted from people who took unpopular positions. – Adlai Stevenson, speech, Princeton, 1954

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When I saw corruption, I was forced to find truth on my own. I couldnt swallow the hypocrisy. – Barry White

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We cannot get grace from gadgets. In the Bakelite house of the future, the dishes may not break, but the heart can. Even a man with ten shower baths may find life flat, stale and unprofitable. – J.B. Priestley

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