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The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today.

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the – Scott Adams

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Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive. – Scott Adams

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Failure
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In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldnt have to ride around with jerks. – Scott Adams

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best
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It is not enough to give orders they must be obeyed. – Napoleon Bonaparte

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Control

Never let the other fellow set the agenda. – James Baker

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He may be a very nice man. But I havent got the time to figure that out. All I know is, hes got a uniform and a gun and I have to relate to him that way. Thats the only way to relate to him because one of us may have to die. – James Baldwin

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Control

I am not a glutton — I am an explorer of food. – Erma Bombeck

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God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers. – Rudyard Kipling

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God

It is inhuman to continue a war which could easily be ended. – Friedrich Durrenmatt

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By polluting clear water with slime you will never find good drinking water. – Aeschylus

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environmental

The government would be able to go to court with respect to newspaper articles, broadcast pieces and the like that they thought were bad or harmful or even against the government and try to block them. – Floyd Abrams

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respect