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The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today.

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the – Scott Adams

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Obviously theres not much options when youre a cartoonist – you pretty much either work at home or rent an office I guess, and working at home just seems easier. – Scott Adams

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Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source of energy on the planet: stupidity. I predict that in the future, scientists will learn how to convert stupidity into clean fuel. – Scott Adams

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The art of the police is not to see what it is useless that it should see. – Napoleon Bonaparte

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Does it follow that I reject all authority? Perish the thought. In the matter of boots, I defer to the authority of the boot-maker. – Mikhail Bakunin

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I have only one counsel for you — be master. – Napoleon Bonaparte

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He may be a very nice man. But I havent got the time to figure that out. All I know is, hes got a uniform and a gun and I have to relate to him that way. Thats the only way to relate to him because one of us may have to die. – James Baldwin

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Many a man wishes he were strong enough to tear a telephone book in half – especially if he has a teenage daughter. – Guy Lombardo

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