Quote by Jack Benny
Gags die, humor doesnt. - Jack Benny

Gags die, humor doesnt. – Jack Benny

Other quotes by Jack Benny

Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf, and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf. – Jack Benny

Category:
Golf
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I dont deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I dont deserve that either. – Jack Benny

Category:
funny
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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. – Jack Benny

Category:
Sports
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Other Quotes from
Humor
category

Any man who has had the job Ive had and didnt have a sense of humor wouldnt still be here. – Harry S. Truman

Category:
Humor

If you can get humor and seriousness at the same time, youve created a special little thing, and thats what Im looking for, because if you get pompous, you lose everything. – Paul Simon

Category:
Humor

Wit is the lowest form of humor. – Alexander Pope

Category:
Humor

Married people should not be quick to hear what is said by either when in ill humor. – Samuel Richardson

Category:
Humor

Random Quotes

To speak ill of others is a dishonest way of praising ourselves. – Will Durant

Category:
Integrity

Railway termini are our gates to the glorious and the unknown. Through them we pass out into adventure and sunshine, to them, alas! we return. – E. M. Forster

I am a filmmaker. That is all Ive ever been. You know, Martin Scorsese makes films about the mob. And I make movies about food. – Alton Brown

Category:
Food

Sibling relationships — and 80 percent of Americans have at least one — outlast marriages, survive the death of parents, resurface after quarrels that would sink any friendship. They flourish in a thousand incarnations of closeness and distance, warmth, loyalty and distrust. – Erica E. Goode, “The Secret World of Siblings,” U.S. News & Worl

Category:
Sisters