Quote by Jack Benny
Gags die, humor doesnt. - Jack Benny

Gags die, humor doesnt. – Jack Benny

Other quotes by Jack Benny

I dont deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I dont deserve that either. – Jack Benny

Category:
funny
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A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. – Jack Benny

Category:
Humorous
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Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf, and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf. – Jack Benny

Category:
Golf
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Other Quotes from
Humor
category

Whatever else an American believes or disbelieves about himself, he is absolutely sure he has a sense of humor. – E. B. White

Category:
Humor

Rock Hudson wasnt my type. Hes a great guy and had a great sense of humor. – Tab Hunter

Category:
Humor

Sometimes the only way to make palatable that which is appalling and apprehensive is to season it with some humor. – Terrence Howard

Category:
Humor

Im not really big on slapstick humor. I like gentle humor. – Anjelica Huston

Category:
Humor

Random Quotes

If God asks that you bend, bend and do not complain. He is making you more flexible, and for this be thankful. – Terri Guillemets

Category:
Adversity

Its surprising how many persons go through life without ever recognizing that their feelings toward other people are largely determined by their feelings toward themselves, and if youre not comfortable within yourself, you cant be comfortable with others. – Sydney J. Harris

Category:
Life

Meditation is to get out of your psychosis and to get out of your neurosis; it is simply to slip out of them. – Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh

Category:
Meditation

Trust is letting go of needing to know all the details before you open your heart. – Author Unknown

Category:
Trust