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Quote by Jack Benny
Gags die, humor doesnt. - Jack Benny

Gags die, humor doesnt. – Jack Benny

Other quotes by Jack Benny

Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf, and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf. – Jack Benny

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Golf
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Jack Benny
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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. – Jack Benny

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Sports
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I dont want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too. – Jack Benny

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Exaggeration
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Other Quotes from
Humor
category

If a dog doesnt put you first where are you both? In what relation? A dog needs God. It lives by your glances, your wishes. It even shares your humor. This happens about the fifth year. If it doesnt happen you are only keeping an animal. – Enid Bagnold

Category:
Humor

Conservative humor is frankly harder than liberal humor. You get points for just being liberal. You can get more points if you make fun of your own side sometimes. – Ted Rall

Category:
Humor

I believe that economists put decimal points in their forecasts to show they have a sense of humor. – William Gilmore Simms

Category:
Humor

There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better. – Rita Rudner

Category:
Humor

Random Quotes

Spontaneity is good. Routine is good. Conflicting goodness? No. Balance is life. – Terri Guillemets

Category:
Moderation

Cheerleaders are simply a jump above the rest. – Author Unknown

Category:
Cheerleading

One can pay back the loan of gold, but one lies forever in debt to those who are kind. – Proverb

Category:
Kindness

If you havent read you dont have the voice. The lack of voice eliminates experience. – George Saunders

Category:
Experience