Quote by Jack Benny
Gags die, humor doesnt. - Jack Benny

Gags die, humor doesnt. – Jack Benny

Other quotes by Jack Benny

I dont want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too. – Jack Benny

Category:
Exaggeration
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Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf, and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf. – Jack Benny

Category:
Golf
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I dont deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I dont deserve that either. – Jack Benny

Category:
funny
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Other Quotes from
Humor
category

Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. Its unbridled, its unplanned, its full of suprises. – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Humor

Humor can be an incredible, lacerating and effective weapon. – Carl Hiaasen

Category:
Humor

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. Its jolted by every pebble on the road. – Henry Ward Beecher

Category:
Humor

Humor is just another defense against the universe. – Mel Brooks

Category:
Humor

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You learn far more from negative leadership than from positive leadership. Because you learn how not to do it. And, therefore, you learn how to do it. – Norman Schwarzkopf

Category:
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Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. – James Matthew Barrie

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Throughout the years, many Christian women have told me of their great respect for the bravery and courage evident in my work, perhaps even gesturing to their own Isis earrings or a Nile River Goddess pendants. – Carol P. Christ

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