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Gags die, humor doesnt. - Jack Benny

Gags die, humor doesnt. – Jack Benny

Other quotes by Jack Benny

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. – Jack Benny

Category:
Humorous
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Jack Benny
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Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you dont mind, it doesnt matter. – Jack Benny

Category:
Age
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Jack Benny
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I dont want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too. – Jack Benny

Category:
Exaggeration
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Jack Benny
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Other Quotes from
Humor
category

Humor does not rescue us from unhappiness, but enables us to move back from it a little. – Mason Cooley

Category:
Humor

If youre that hypersensitive about color and dont have a sense of humor, dont marry out of your race. – Laura Schlessinger

Category:
Humor

Humor results when society says you cant scratch certain things in public, but they itch in public. – Tom Walsh

Category:
Humor

All my jobs have been with food in one way or another since 1948. My parents were in the hotel business, and I just loved the warm hearted people who worked so hard with such good humor. – Graham Kerr

Category:
Humor

Random Quotes

Its not a slam at you when people are rude — its a slam at the people theyve met before. – Source Unknown

Category:
Cruelty

A gentleman is one who puts more into the world than he takes out. – George Bernard Shaw

Category:
Fellowship

Over the last few years, the world has become a smaller and more integrated place with technology that is leveling the playing field like never before. – Ron Kind

Category:
Technology

Beware of men who cry. Its true that men who cry are sensitive to and in touch with feelings, but the only feelings they tend to be sensitive to and in touch with are their own. – Nora Ephron

Category:
Men