Jack Benny's Quote - Gags die, humor doesnt. – Jack Benny

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Gags die, humor doesnt. - Jack Benny

Gags die, humor doesnt. – Jack Benny

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I dont want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too. – Jack Benny

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Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf, and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf. – Jack Benny

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Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you dont mind, it doesnt matter. – Jack Benny

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The guys in my band are great-we watch movies, we eat pizza, take walks, read books. Everybody has a really great sense of humor. And my boyfriend comes and visits me on the road. – Lisa Loeb

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Colombian humor is very black, very sarcastic. – Barbet Schroeder

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I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it arm around the shoulder humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. Its mean, mean stuff. – Robert Orben

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Ive always been really dark, and drawn to darker humor. Nothing has been forced, and I dont say anything for shock value. – Amy Schumer

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