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Gags die, humor doesnt. - Jack Benny

Gags die, humor doesnt. – Jack Benny

Other quotes by Jack Benny

I dont deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I dont deserve that either. – Jack Benny

Category:
funny
Author
Jack Benny
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Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf, and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf. – Jack Benny

Category:
Golf
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Jack Benny
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I dont want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too. – Jack Benny

Category:
Exaggeration
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Jack Benny
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Other Quotes from
Humor
category

Any attempts at humor immediately after September 11th were deemed tasteless. – Allen Klein

Category:
Humor

Confidence is at the root of so many attractive qualities, a sense of humor, a sense of style, a willingness to be who you are no matter what anyone else might think or say and its true, I do have a certain fondness for women that have dark hair. – Wentworth Miller

Category:
Humor

While many of us never knew Ronald Reagan personally, we felt close to him because we shared his lighthearted sense of humor, admired his uncommon virtue, and were moved by his remarkable wisdom. – Randy Forbes

Category:
Humor

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles. – Mignon McLaughlin

Category:
Humor

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The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure. – Laurence J. Peter

Category:
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Respect… is appreciation of the separateness of the other person, of the ways in which he or she is unique. – Annie Gottlieb

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respect

We should distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. – Henry David Thoreau, Walden

Category:
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Many a mans strength is in opposition, and when he faileth, he grows out of use. – Francis Bacon

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