Quote by Jack Benny
Gags die, humor doesnt. - Jack Benny

Gags die, humor doesnt. – Jack Benny

Other quotes by Jack Benny

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. – Jack Benny

Category:
Sports
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Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you dont mind, it doesnt matter. – Jack Benny

Category:
Age
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A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. – Jack Benny

Category:
Humorous
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Other Quotes from
Humor
category

People with no humor, theyre outta my life. – Patti LaBelle

Category:
Humor

My stories are very somber, so I think I need the comic ingredient. Besides, life has so much humor. – Manuel Puig

Category:
Humor

The first ingredient in conversation is truth, the next good sense, the third good humor, and the fourth wit. – William Temple

Category:
Humor

I love poking fun at myself. I have a rather mean sense of humor. – Alton Brown

Category:
Humor

Random Quotes

I see journalists as the manual workers, the laborers of the word. Journalism can only be literature when it is passionate. – Marguerite Duras

Category:
Journalism

Socialism is like a dream. Sooner or later you wake up to reality. – Sir Winston Churchill

Category:
Communism

When we blame, we give away our power. – Greg Anderson

Category:
Blame

As regards the individual nature, woman is defective and misbegotten, for the active power of the male seed tends to the production of a perfect likeness in the masculine sex while the production of a woman comes from defect in the active power. – Thomas Aquinas

Category:
Nature