Quote by Jack Benny
Gags die, humor doesnt. - Jack Benny

Gags die, humor doesnt. – Jack Benny

Other quotes by Jack Benny

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. – Jack Benny

Category:
Humorous
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I dont want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too. – Jack Benny

Category:
Exaggeration
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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. – Jack Benny

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Sports
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Other Quotes from
Humor
category

Those who knew Lincoln described him as an extraordinarily funny man. Humor was an essential aspect of his temperament. He laughed, he explained, so he did not weep. – Doris Kearns Goodwin

Category:
Humor

I think people are sexy when they have a sense of humor, when they are smart, when they have some sense of style, when they are kind, when they express their own opinions, when they are creative, when they have character. – Suzanne Vega

Category:
Humor

Humor does not diminish the pain – it makes the space around it get bigger. – Allen Klein

Category:
Humor

I think that different pleasures work for different readers – a friend of mine wont read anything thats not a cardiovascular sort of page-turner. I tend to care less about plot, but Im a sucker for humor and strangeness. – Karen Russell

Category:
Humor

Random Quotes

The mind is what it thinks. To make it true, think true. – Nisargadatta Maharaj

Category:
Thinking

And on top of that, when we work together we have a wonderful working relationship we push each other we challenge each other we laugh 80% of the time that we are together were very fortunate. – Alex Lifeson

Category:
relationship

I think that making love is the best form of exercise. – Cary Grant

Category:
best

1 month ago the American people stopped to remember the third anniversary of the beginning of the Iraq war. We thought first and foremost of the selflessness, patriotism and heroism by our troops, our National Guard and Reserves. – Rosa DeLauro

Category:
Anniversary