Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf, and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf. – Jack Benny Category: Golf
To some golfers, the greatest handicap is the ability to add correctly. – Author Unknown Category: Golf
A golf course is nothing but a poolroom moved outdoors. – Barry Fitzgerald, Going My Way Category: Golf
Golf balls are attracted to water as unerringly as the eye of a middle-aged man to a female bosom. – Michael Green, The Art of Coarse Golf, 1967 Category: Golf
Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways. РStephen Vincent Ben̩t Category: Carpe Diem
When I come home and Im tired from filming all day, I expect her to be there and make sure everything is cool for me. You know, like drawing my bath and helping me into bed. – Oliver Reed Category: cool
