If you teach your children nothing else, teach them the Golden Rule and “righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.” – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com Category: Humorous
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. – Mark Twain Category: Humorous
The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away. – Tom Waits, Small Change Category: Humorous
The modern sympathy with invalids is morbid. Illness of any kind is hardly a thing to be encouraged in others. – Oscar Wilde Category: Illness, Disease, Sickness
The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. – Stephen Sondheim Category: Games
