Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. – H.L. Mencken Category: Humorous
If you teach your children nothing else, teach them the Golden Rule and “righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.” – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com Category: Humorous
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error. – John Kenneth Galbraith, Money: Whence It Came, Where It Went Category: Humorous
She was what we used to call a suicide blond — dyed by her own hand. – Saul Bellow Category: Humorous
Id say that animal rights and environmental issues have always been at the forefront of my mind. – Corey Feldman Category: environmental
Our marriage is strictly in name only. It has never been consummated. – LaToya Jackson Category: Marriage
The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. – Arnold H. Glasow Category: Patience
