An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault. – William Castle Category: Humorous
Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. – H.L. Mencken Category: Humorous
Alcohol is a very patient drug. It will wait for the alcoholic to pick it up one more time. – Mercedes McCambridge Category: Time
It is our duty as men and women to proceed as though the limits of our abilities do not exist. – Pierre Teilhard de Chardin Category: Men
I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. – Werner Herzog Category: Travel
Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. – Napoleon Bonaparte Category: Death