A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. – Author Unknown Category: Humorous
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error. – John Kenneth Galbraith, Money: Whence It Came, Where It Went Category: Humorous
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. – Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes Category: Humorous
I have no fear of making changes, destroying the image, etc., because the painting has a life of its own. – Jackson Pollock Category: Art
I just make it my business to get along with people so I can have fun. Its that simple. – Betty White Category: Business
