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The chicken came first — God would look silly sitting on an

The chicken came first — God would look silly sitting on an egg. – Author Unknown

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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry. – George Ade

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Resolve is never stronger than in the morning after the night it was never weaker. – From the movie Naked

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As to the Seven Deadly Sins, I deplore Pride, Wrath, Lust, Envy and Greed. Gluttony and Sloth I pretty much plan my day around. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants. – Dave Beard

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