The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. – Nicholas Chamfort Category: Humorous
A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com Category: Humorous
A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. – Author Unknown Category: Humorous
The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away. – Tom Waits, Small Change Category: Humorous
To me, what separates a funny movie from a good movie is something personal. – Seth Rogen Category: funny
I could speak Spanish fluently growing up, but Im so out of practice, and I have such a tremendous respect for songwriting in the Spanish language. – Miguel Jontel Pimentel Category: respect
The truth is cruel, but it can be loved, and it makes free those who have loved it. – George Santayana Category: Truth
Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away. – Laurence J. Peter Category: Women
