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The chicken came first — God would look silly sitting on an egg. – Author Unknown

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As to the Seven Deadly Sins, I deplore Pride, Wrath, Lust, Envy and Greed. Gluttony and Sloth I pretty much plan my day around. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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There are truths of which I have an inkling, but of most I have only a penciling. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes. – Douglas Adams

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It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. – Mark Twain

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