Quote by Douglas Adams
First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to

First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII — and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we’ve realized it’s a brochure. – Douglas Adams

Other quotes by Douglas Adams

Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules. – Douglas Adams

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Gossip
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My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes. – Douglas Adams

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Humorous
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The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. – Peter Drucker

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Now that Im a client, I understand what a jerk I was. – Jay Chiat

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Advertising

It is pretty obvious that the debasement of the human mind caused by a constant flow of fraudulent advertising is no trivial thing. There is more than one way to conquer a country. – Raymond Chandler

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Advertising

I have… had a disturbing dream in which I break through a cave wall near Nag Hammadi and discover urns full of ancient Coptic scrolls. As I unfurl the first scroll, a subscription card to some Gnostic exercise magazine flutters out. – Colin McEnroe

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Advertising

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We should not moor a ship with one anchor, or our life with one hope. – Epictetus

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If I want to understand the laws of physics I have to first believe what I read about physics. I have to have faith in what I read. – Ray Comfort

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Faith

Fear? If I have gained anything by damning myself, it is that I no longer have anything to fear. – Jean-Paul Sartre

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I never eat in a restaurant thats over a hundred feet off the ground and wont stand still. – Calvin Trillin

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Food