Go to friends for advice, woman for love, strangers for charity and relatives for nothing. – Source Unknown
Evolution has developed man to such a high degree that he builds zoos to keep his ancestors in cages. – Source Unknown

Go to friends for advice, woman for love, strangers for charity and relatives for nothing. – Source Unknown
Evolution has developed man to such a high degree that he builds zoos to keep his ancestors in cages. – Source Unknown
Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke. – Source Unknown
A close relative is one you see occasionally between family funerals. – Source Unknown