Sex is good, but not as good as fresh, sweet corn. – Garrison Keillor
It’s a shallow life that doesn’t give a person a few scars. – Garrison Keillor

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh, sweet corn. – Garrison Keillor
It’s a shallow life that doesn’t give a person a few scars. – Garrison Keillor
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. – Garrison Keillor
Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. – Garrison Keillor