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Sex is good, but not as good as fresh, sweet corn. - Garrison Keil

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh, sweet corn. – Garrison Keillor

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A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, its time to go home and turn up the pot roast and get the peas out of the freezer. – Garrison Keillor

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Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us, hovering, averting our eyes, and they seldom offer thanks, but what we do for them is never wasted. – Garrison Keillor

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Sauerkraut may be reckoned among the wholesomest foods. – Sebastian Kneipp, Thus Shalt Thou Live: Hints and Advice for the Healthy and the

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Urban conservationists may feel entitled to be unconcerned about food production because they are not farmers. But they cant be let off so easily, for they are all farming by proxy. – Wendell Berry

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Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds. – Joan Rivers

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Most schools have only a microwave or deep fryer, hardly the tools needed to feed our children real, fresh food. – Mark Hyman

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