Sex is good, but not as good as fresh, sweet corn. – Garrison Keillor
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. – Garrison Keillor
Sex is good, but not as good as fresh, sweet corn. – Garrison Keillor
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. – Garrison Keillor
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that Im going to miss mine by just a few days. – Garrison Keillor
It’s a shallow life that doesn’t give a person a few scars. – Garrison Keillor