Sex is good, but not as good as fresh, sweet corn. – Garrison Keillor
A lovely thing about Christmas is that its compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. – Garrison Keillor

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh, sweet corn. – Garrison Keillor
A lovely thing about Christmas is that its compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. – Garrison Keillor
You taught me to be nice, so nice that now I am so full of niceness, I have no sense of right and wrong, no outrage, no passion. – Garrison Keillor
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. – Garrison Keillor