Sex is good, but not as good as fresh, sweet corn. – Garrison Keillor
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. – Garrison Keillor
Sex is good, but not as good as fresh, sweet corn. – Garrison Keillor
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. – Garrison Keillor
A lovely thing about Christmas is that its compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. – Garrison Keillor
Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average. – Garrison Keillor