Quote by Garrison Keillor
Sex is good, but not as good as fresh, sweet corn. - Garrison Keil

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh, sweet corn. – Garrison Keillor

Other quotes by Garrison Keillor

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that Im going to miss mine by just a few days. – Garrison Keillor

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sad
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You taught me to be nice, so nice that now I am so full of niceness, I have no sense of right and wrong, no outrage, no passion. – Garrison Keillor

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Passion
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The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. – Garrison Keillor

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Food
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Food
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I hate to say it, but the older you get, you really do have to cut down on the amount you eat. Less food and less portions. – Jackee Harry

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Food

Im trying to cut down a little on eating, on sodium, keep my blood pressure down, which is tough. Because I love food! I do, but its unfair how everything thats bad for you tastes so good, and all the good stuff, veggies and green things, doesnt match up. – Ice Cube

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Food

Put a knife to thy throat, if youre a man given to appetite. – Bible

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Food

You know, if I listened to Michael Dukakis long enough, I would be convinced were in an economic downturn and people are homeless and going without food and medical attention and that weve got to do something about the unemployed. – Ronald Reagan

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Food

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