Sex is good, but not as good as fresh, sweet corn. – Garrison Keillor
It’s a shallow life that doesn’t give a person a few scars. – Garrison Keillor

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh, sweet corn. – Garrison Keillor
It’s a shallow life that doesn’t give a person a few scars. – Garrison Keillor
A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, its time to go home and turn up the pot roast and get the peas out of the freezer. – Garrison Keillor