Sex is good, but not as good as fresh, sweet corn. – Garrison Keillor
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. – Garrison Keillor

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh, sweet corn. – Garrison Keillor
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. – Garrison Keillor
Im not busy… a woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldnt think my schedule looked so busy. – Garrison Keillor
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out his nose. – Garrison Keillor