A friend doesnt go on a diet because you are fat. – Erma Bombeck
Sometimes I cant figure designers out. Its as if they flunked human anatomy. – Erma Bombeck

A friend doesnt go on a diet because you are fat. – Erma Bombeck
Sometimes I cant figure designers out. Its as if they flunked human anatomy. – Erma Bombeck
What were really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving? – Erma Bombeck
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. – Erma Bombeck