A friend doesnt go on a diet because you are fat. – Erma Bombeck
Dont confuse fame with success. Madonna is one Helen Keller is the other. – Erma Bombeck
A friend doesnt go on a diet because you are fat. – Erma Bombeck
Dont confuse fame with success. Madonna is one Helen Keller is the other. – Erma Bombeck
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, “I used everything you gave me.” – Erma Bombeck
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. – Erma Bombeck