A friend doesnt go on a diet because you are fat. – Erma Bombeck
It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else. – Erma Bombeck
A friend doesnt go on a diet because you are fat. – Erma Bombeck
It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else. – Erma Bombeck
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. – Erma Bombeck
I havent trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. Ive never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex. – Erma Bombeck