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A friend doesnt go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

A friend doesnt go on a diet because you are fat. – Erma Bombeck

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We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings. – Erma Bombeck

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If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have invented the wicker chair. – Erma Bombeck

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Ive exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. – Erma Bombeck

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Other Quotes from
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There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong. – Ron White

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I know what I have to do if I want to lose weight and stay healthy: eat a proper diet and exercise. All Ive got to do is apply it. – John Candy

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diet

I dont believe in depriving myself of any food or being imprisoned by a diet. – Joely Fisher

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diet

As for those grapefruit and buttermilk diets, Ill take roast chicken and dumplings. – Hattie McDaniel

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