A friend doesnt go on a diet because you are fat. – Erma Bombeck
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck
A friend doesnt go on a diet because you are fat. – Erma Bombeck
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck
We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings. – Erma Bombeck
Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed. – Erma Bombeck